Im quite happy to watch you guys laugh....Whatever it is you are laughing at...
It's actually a number of things.
Firstly, there was that clown Benitez. He was an absolute hoot. He had the power to make me fall off my chair, pissing myself laughing.
Secondly, there was the virtual collapse of 'Pool, and the bargain-basement last-ditch buy-out by your new Yank owner, but not before the two previous clowns dragged LFC's good name through the High Court in their failed Texan injunction bid.
I didn't find your treatment of "gentleman" Roy funny, so I won't mention that.
Thirdly, there was the whole return of the "King" thing with Kenny-boy, and the self-induced state of undeserved euphoria that you Mousers got yourselves into, organising street parties and dancing to Cilla Black and Gerry and the Pacemakers records. See, us normal fans all knew that it was going to end in tears. That's the main reason why it was so bloody funny! You've got to trust me on this.
Fourthly, there was that whole "Klan-gate" debacle, when Suarez admitted to dishing out all manner of racist abuse to a black player (even though he's now claiming that he was innocent), and Kenny-boy's ill-judged support for the racist with his tee-shirt campaign. You must have seen that photo of your squad, all wearing white hoods, except for the few black players? Bloomin' hilarious, pal! And then there was the renaming of your stadium "Klanfield" by the FA.
Fifthly, you are still riding high in the comedy stakes as you search of a new manager. At the start, you Mousers were bandying about the names of Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourhino, but 'Pool was quick to scotch any ideas about that quality of candidate, and now you are casting about among the lower tier of management, to find someone who is prepared to "live the dream" of managing LFC whilst all you Mousers slate him before he's even got through the door (as you did with "gentleman" Roy), and get your banners ready.
It's not obsession; of that, I can absolutely assure you. Nothing so grand. It's pure entertainment! The best in town, in fact. Surely, you can understand that? You should feel proud.
By the way, can I come back on your board, now? I think I've served a long enough ban.