It's a curse I tell you

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

I know many of you would kill for my good lucks and sex appeal and TBH I can see why, however, you have no idea what a curse it can be.

In this warm weather it would be great to lie in the garden, maybe the park or even Seaburn beach in my speedos, if only I could. Its hard to relax when being ogled by woman of all ages, and the odd man, very odd man.

Woman refuse to leave me in peace, husbands and boyfriends react in a jealous rage and men are bitter and filled with envy.

Oh how good it would be to be plain.

Its a curse I tell you.

 

[andersonhurleymcnab]

I think it's called euphoria....

 

[Nads]

They are probably wondering how to get you back in the sea marra...

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

They are probably wondering how to get you back in the sea marra...

see what I mean envy

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

I think it's called euphoria....

NO, NO, NO its all true I tell you, no highlighted condition here, I'm cursed

 

[billofengland]

DEMENTIA MATE, simple as.................

 

[Nads]

DEMENTIA MATE, simple as.................

Some of them emails were brilliant Bill

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

DEMENTIA MATE, simple as.................

who are you, have we met before?

 

[cumbrianmackem]

Its the sun Syd, it effects us all of a certain age, and unfortunatley you and me are definatley of a certain age. cant wait until it's wet and cold again sheer bliss.

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

Well you may only have to wait 24 hours

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

What drugs are you on Syd? Lollollollollollol

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

What drugs are you on Syd? Lollollollollollol

Its a long list, heart(4) Diabetes(3)

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Its a long list, heart(4) Diabetes(3)

Christ on a bike! You'll be rattling like a Mexican maraca?.

 

[billofengland]

who are you, have we met before?

Im not sure mother.

 

[Woody]

Know exactly what you mean Sid, I have the same problem, fed up fighting them off. Thats why I dont go outside and just sit in front of the telly with a beer or two in hand.

 

[Black Cat Kiwi]

Your a legend in your own mind I tell you Syd

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

Know exactly what you mean Sid, I have the same problem, fed up fighting them off. Thats why I dont go outside and just sit in front of the telly with a beer or two in hand.

are you my twin, mammy did mention a bus trip up north

 

[marcusblackcat]

Well with that wasboard stomach (or is it washing machine) and chiselled (smacked into shape?) jawline who can possibly blame them syd

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

Well with that wasboard stomach (or is it washing machine) and chiselled (smacked into shape?) jawline who can possibly blame them syd

I cant blame them mate, I sometimes chase myself, just saying its a curse, not all that you lesser beings think it is.

 

[Lever Malone]

NO, NO, NO its all true I tell you, no highlighted condition here, I'm cursed

I have to agree syd. I've seen quite a few people cursing you in here.