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London's Only EC Winners:2898474 said:
Bayern couldn't beat a poor chelsea side

Sometimes its down to luck

Aye. And Chelsea and England are not as embarrassingly pathetic at sport as Scotland.

At least we get out of the group stage before bottling it

Yeah but you should see Scotland's Elephant Polo Team....immense
 
Aye. And Chelsea and England are not as embarrassingly pathetic at sport as Scotland.

At least we get out of the group stage before bottling it

On a thread where Scots are talking about how ****e Scotland are at football you thought you would try and WUM people by pointing out how ****e Scotland are at football <doh>

How's that working out for you?
 
On a thread where Scots are talking about how ****e Scotland are at football you thought you would try and WUM people by pointing out how ****e Scotland are at football <doh>

How's that working out for you?

I just don't understand how a country that has a passion for football and a 100-yeat-old league can be so laughingly bad at it historically (rather like England too with all its stars and money).

Countries of a similar size... Uruguay, Denmark, Peru, Paraguay, Morocco etc... have all done very well in World Cups and Euros. Why not Scotland?
 
I just don't understand how a country that has a passion for football and a 100-yeat-old league can be so laughingly bad at it historically (rather like England too with all its stars and money).

Countries of a similar size... Uruguay, Denmark, Peru, Paraguay, Morocco etc... have all done very well in World Cups and Euros. Why not Scotland?

For a country with a population of 50 Million people why are the only goalkeepers England produce so prone to ****ing up and being generally ****ing useless.

I mean you "did" invent the game after all, surely you should be winning every tournament <whistle>
 
For a country with a population of 50 Million people why are the only goalkeepers England produce so prone to ****ing up and being generally ****ing useless.

I mean you "did" invent the game after all, surely you should be winning every tournament <whistle>

Agree. Should be more than World Champions more than once with all the money behind us.

Amazing that footballing great nations like Spain and England have only been champions once each.
 
Aye. And Chelsea and England are not as embarrassingly pathetic at sport as Scotland.

At least we get out of the group stage before bottling it

Where in the league did you finish to be crowned Champions League winners?

Absolute pish, its all about money nowadays.

Notts Forest are ahead of you ya ****in spanner. They were proper champions.
 
I just don't understand how a country that has a passion for football and a 100-yeat-old league can be so laughingly bad at it historically (rather like England too with all its stars and money).

Countries of a similar size... Uruguay, Denmark, Peru, Paraguay, Morocco etc... have all done very well in World Cups and Euros. Why not Scotland?

Because we're Scottish and that's what we do. We're ****e at everything, even the things we are good at, we are ****e at them too. We gave the world the TV and telephone and we ****ed them up and had to give them to the US and Japan to try and make them better, we discovered penicillin by default and had to give to the Germans to develop. We gave the world Adam Smith and had to give him to England because he was too clever for us. We turned round the fortunes of Japan by introducing our Industry to them only for them to ransack our Far East colonies some 40 years later, we had the worlds biggest bank and we know how that went. We moved, en-masse to the Ulster plantations to try and enlighten the masses, only for that to go spectacularly wrong, 300 years later and they're still bitching with the indigenous folks, and some of the ****s came back with the indigenous Irish and they unleashed Celtic on us poor Scots.

Oh well, things can only get better eh?
 
I just don't understand how a country that has a passion for football and a 100-yeat-old league can be so laughingly bad at it historically (rather like England too with all its stars and money).

Countries of a similar size... Uruguay, Denmark, Peru, Paraguay, Morocco etc... have all done very well in World Cups and Euros. Why not Scotland?

Thats right, Denmark and Uruguay have out performed the millionaires of England.
 
Get Souness in ...

He'd kick their ****s in for playing like that!
 
Scotland has an obsession with hoofing the ball out the park

Anyone remember boys at school being told they were too small to play football?

They took a ten men behind the ball approach, couldn't adapt under Berti and Burley and went back the way under Myth and Eck

No wonder all their skillfull players move to Ireland
 
For a country with a population of 50 Million people why are the only goalkeepers England produce so prone to ****ing up and being generally ****ing useless.

I mean you "did" invent the game after all, surely you should be winning every tournament <whistle>


It is funny how our Jock neighbours never mention the Repulic of Ireland when they use the population get out clause <whistle>