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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Go Go Yellowscreen, May 27, 2012.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but you should see Scotland's Elephant Polo Team....immense
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    On a thread where Scots are talking about how ****e Scotland are at football you thought you would try and WUM people by pointing out how ****e Scotland are at football <doh>

    How's that working out for you?
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    We're the best at the homeless world cup too!!

    Our hobos are highly skilled
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Why, below "Go Go YellowShowers" username, he doesn't have any 'bars'?
     
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    I just don't understand how a country that has a passion for football and a 100-yeat-old league can be so laughingly bad at it historically (rather like England too with all its stars and money).

    Countries of a similar size... Uruguay, Denmark, Peru, Paraguay, Morocco etc... have all done very well in World Cups and Euros. Why not Scotland?
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    For a country with a population of 50 Million people why are the only goalkeepers England produce so prone to ****ing up and being generally ****ing useless.

    I mean you "did" invent the game after all, surely you should be winning every tournament <whistle>
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Agree. Should be more than World Champions more than once with all the money behind us.

    Amazing that footballing great nations like Spain and England have only been champions once each.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Where in the league did you finish to be crowned Champions League winners?

    Absolute pish, its all about money nowadays.

    Notts Forest are ahead of you ya ****in spanner. They were proper champions.
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Because we're Scottish and that's what we do. We're ****e at everything, even the things we are good at, we are ****e at them too. We gave the world the TV and telephone and we ****ed them up and had to give them to the US and Japan to try and make them better, we discovered penicillin by default and had to give to the Germans to develop. We gave the world Adam Smith and had to give him to England because he was too clever for us. We turned round the fortunes of Japan by introducing our Industry to them only for them to ransack our Far East colonies some 40 years later, we had the worlds biggest bank and we know how that went. We moved, en-masse to the Ulster plantations to try and enlighten the masses, only for that to go spectacularly wrong, 300 years later and they're still bitching with the indigenous folks, and some of the ****s came back with the indigenous Irish and they unleashed Celtic on us poor Scots.

    Oh well, things can only get better eh?
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thats right, Denmark and Uruguay have out performed the millionaires of England.
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Get Souness in ...

    He'd kick their ****s in for playing like that!
     
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Uruguay have done amazingly well. Four million people: no we are wee Uruguay excuses
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    that bradley scored a cracker
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Can we afford him? Rangers were still having to pay him after he left <whistle>
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes far better than perennial under achhievers Ingurland.

    That **** Gerrard is a thug and should be jailed.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Scotland has an obsession with hoofing the ball out the park

    Anyone remember boys at school being told they were too small to play football?

    They took a ten men behind the ball approach, couldn't adapt under Berti and Burley and went back the way under Myth and Eck

    No wonder all their skillfull players move to Ireland
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Correct. Eng-er-lund are the biggest jokes in World Football.

    <wah> <wah> <wah>

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  18. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    It is funny how our Jock neighbours never mention the Repulic of Ireland when they use the population get out clause <whistle>
     
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  19. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Agree. Gerrard is a chief.

    Wee Croatia, Bulgaria, wee Ireland, wee Cameroon, wee Senegal, wee Switzerland, have all done well in major tournaments.

    No excuses.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    imagine rooney was scottish? he'd be a centre half for motherwell or something by now <doh>
     
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