Sam Axe's Tax and Bonus Manifesto

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1. Personal tax allowance of £15000 ****E
2. Flat tax rate of 30% on all salaried earnings over £15000 PISH
3. All bonuses taxed at 50% because they are not guaranteed income **** OFF
4. No more tax breaks for donations etc and close all other loopholes GET ****ED
5. All bonuses shall be strictly performance related and capped as follows -
5. a. Salaries £30000 or less = bonuses capped at 20% GOAN SUCK A DICK
5. b. Salaries £30000 to £60000 = bonuses capped at 15% DIE
5. c. Salaries £60000 to £100000 = bonuses capped at 10% PLAY TIG WITH A BUS
5. d. Salaries £100000 + = bonuses capped at 5% SPEEDY
6. If an organisation has a bad year, no bonuses are given to anyone BAWHUMMER
7. Profits/performance data gained by off shoring/outsourcing/redundancies are not included in bonus calculations.TWATFEATURES

Bolt ya nugget ...
 
What about funding healthcare, education etc?

if you dont walk into a hospital with blood squirting out of your neck you getted treated like ****e and the education system is a joke

so wont be any difference
 
We have a very repressive tax regime in this country with too much avoidance. What is the point in having high tax rates for the rich when they can just avoid paying tax with so many loop holes?

Let me get this straight...

You think high earners have too many loopholes to not pay their taxes, so you want to make them pay less tax and make sure they can't contribute to charity to offset their taxbill.

You think the lowest earners shouldn't really pay any tax.

How do you make up the massive shortfall in tax revenue? You're incredibly stupid, are you sure you're not part of the current Tory cabinet? <doh>
 
I really don&#8217;t get why high earners should have to pay more tax. Why punish them. More common than not a higher earning job comes with more responsibility, more stress, more hours etc. why should people who have worked hard to move up their career ladder get punished for it?
 
I really don&#8217;t get why high earners should have to pay more tax. Why punish them. More common than not a higher earning job comes with more responsibility, more stress, more hours etc. why should people who have worked hard to move up their career ladder get punished for it?

Because if they don't pay more it means the poorer people have to, people who are already skint earning a pittance of a wage.And as for more hours that is bollocks, I've worked 70-80 hours a week,no breaks,pissing in a plastic bottle and eating while driving and still earned less than 20k a year while these ****s sit in their nice air conditioned offices.
 
1. Personal tax allowance of £15000
2. Flat tax rate of 30% on all salaried earnings over £15000
3. All bonuses taxed at 50% because they are not guaranteed income
4. No more tax breaks for donations etc and close all other loopholes
5. All bonuses shall be strictly performance related and capped as follows -
5. a. Salaries £30000 or less = bonuses capped at 20%
5. b. Salaries £30000 to £60000 = bonuses capped at 15%
5. c. Salaries £60000 to £100000 = bonuses capped at 10%
5. d. Salaries £100000 + = bonuses capped at 5%
6. If an organisation has a bad year, no bonuses are given to anyone
7. Profits/performance data gained by off shoring/outsourcing/redundancies are not included in bonus calculations.

Most of this is pie-in-the-sky bollocks which would never work, but what the ****, I'll vote for it anyway. Where do I sign up?
 
Because if they don't pay more it means the poorer people have to, people who are already skint earning a pittance of a wage.And as for more hours that is bollocks, I've worked 70-80 hours a week,no breaks,pissing in a plastic bottle and eating while driving and still earned less than 20k a year while these ****s sit in their nice air conditioned offices.

Thats why i said more common than not. i'm not saying everyone.......i do understand that there are people who work there ass off for very little. But you are also judging that everyone that gets a high wage sits in an air conditioned office. There should be a flat rate tax at a certain %. It means that the higher earners would still pay more than the lower earners but they all pay the same rate. **** it, i'll **** off back to Baku for a couple of years and pay no tax again.
 
Thats why i said more common than not. i'm not saying everyone.......i do understand that there are people who work there ass off for very little. But you are also judging that everyone that gets a high wage sits in an air conditioned office. There should be a flat rate tax at a certain %. It means that the higher earners would still pay more than the lower earners but they all pay the same rate. **** it, i'll **** off back to Baku for a couple of years and pay no tax again.

That's how it works now and what I've been saying since earlier, Sam Axe is severely ******ed <ok>
 
It's not how it works. there are different tax bands. I pay a larger % then say someone on £20k

Sorry I skim-read what you posted, I thought you said there should be %s at certain rates. The current system is the best, and all that needs to be done is more checks/laws when it comes to tax avoidance.

In France they're putting a 80% tax on the super-rich, now that's what I call serious taxation <ok>
 
So long as people are prepared to abandon things like hope, joy, and laughter, communism would work. It collapsed in Eastern Europe because it made everyone so bloody miserable. Equal, but miserable.
 
1. Personal tax allowance of £15000
2. Flat tax rate of 30% on all salaried earnings over £15000
3. All bonuses taxed at 50% because they are not guaranteed income
4. No more tax breaks for donations etc and close all other loopholes
5. All bonuses shall be strictly performance related and capped as follows -
5. a. Salaries £30000 or less = bonuses capped at 20%
5. b. Salaries £30000 to £60000 = bonuses capped at 15%
5. c. Salaries £60000 to £100000 = bonuses capped at 10%
5. d. Salaries £100000 + = bonuses capped at 5%
6. If an organisation has a bad year, no bonuses are given to anyone
7. Profits/performance data gained by off shoring/outsourcing/redundancies are not included in bonus calculations.


Ban this commie **** <grr>