Swords plank

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No mate, I'm watching it here with my Dad and United-supporting brother in law. Have a great time you boys and fair play to yee. <applause>



I'm hoping he cuts out Swords Hoppster/Oddball's tongue by mistake!

He will have a job... I haven't got one ... Superglue accident back in the 80's ... 14 hrs I was stuck on the behind of David Starky last time i fall for the old 'I dropped 50p trick could you pick it up for me?'

[video=youtube;ui1x88kScAs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui1x88kScAs&feature=related[/video]

I went to buy a pair of shoes ... size 9
I said to the shop assistant "they are a bit tight"
She said "Try them with the tongue out" ..

Naaa Thaaay Stilllllll Tooooo Tiiiiight
 
Didn't know he had said that!!. He's soft as ****e anyway!

Speak when your spoken to you Melt otherwise zip it. If you read the op I made it says have you ever seen? No suggestion whatsoever. Now do one or front it at citeh. WBA is so why don't you?
 
Sorry but are we all forgetting something, I thought you were closing your account mr drama queen.
 
I can't be bothered to read the whole thread but I'd like to post my allegiance to Team Swords. Speaking of which, how gay and american is it to put 'Team' in front of your team name? Team GB? **** off
 
Plank Cerny? For humour and abilty to convey a clear message with just one or two words, Swords is No 1.