1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Swords plank

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by CernyBerny, May 11, 2012.

Page 2 of 3
  1. Q.P.R

    Q.P.R Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,320
    Likes Received:
    17
    Sorry, was aimed at CB
     
    #21
    Q.P.R, May 11, 2012
  2. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2011
    Messages:
    14,642
    Likes Received:
    8,527
    Swords are you coming down to Enniscorthy on Sunday?
     
    #22
    Tramore Ranger, May 11, 2012
  3. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2012
    Messages:
    9,533
    Likes Received:
    467
    TBF swords..it was only your tongue wasn't it ?!
     
    #23
    Queenslander!!, May 11, 2012
  4. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,942
    Likes Received:
    7
    No mate, I'm watching it here with my Dad and United-supporting brother in law. Have a great time you boys and fair play to yee. <applause>

    I'm hoping he cuts out Swords Hoppster/Oddball's tongue by mistake!
     
    #24
    Swords Hoopster, May 11, 2012
  5. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,586
    Likes Received:
    16,495
    Has the cerny cat threatened you swords?
     
    #25
    bobmid, May 11, 2012
  6. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2012
    Messages:
    9,533
    Likes Received:
    467

    Have a read of the FAO Brixton thread bob. Something about Swords tongue i think !
     
    #26
    Queenslander!!, May 11, 2012
  7. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,942
    Likes Received:
    7
    He said he'd cut out my tongue or words to that effect. Probably with a view to eating it with salt.

    Fancies himself as a bit of a Hannibal Lecter.
     
    #27
    Swords Hoopster, May 11, 2012
  8. Dave Thomas

    Dave Thomas Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    2,809
    Likes Received:
    14
    He will have a job... I haven't got one ... Superglue accident back in the 80's ... 14 hrs I was stuck on the behind of David Starky last time i fall for the old 'I dropped 50p trick could you pick it up for me?'

    [video=youtube;ui1x88kScAs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui1x88kScAs&feature=related[/video]

    I went to buy a pair of shoes ... size 9
    I said to the shop assistant "they are a bit tight"
    She said "Try them with the tongue out" ..

    Naaa Thaaay Stilllllll Tooooo Tiiiiight
     
    #28
    Dave Thomas, May 11, 2012
  9. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,942
    Likes Received:
    7
    You'll have Stan on your case for posting that video there Oddball.
     
    #29
    Swords Hoopster, May 11, 2012
  10. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,586
    Likes Received:
    16,495
    Didn't know he had said that!!. He's soft as ****e anyway!
     
    #30
    bobmid, May 11, 2012

  11. CernyBerny

    CernyBerny New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,500
    Likes Received:
    8
    Speak when your spoken to you Melt otherwise zip it. If you read the op I made it says have you ever seen? No suggestion whatsoever. Now do one or front it at citeh. WBA is so why don't you?
     
    #31
    CernyBerny, May 11, 2012
  12. Stamford Brook R

    Stamford Brook R Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    2,145
    Likes Received:
    109
    Do you know him well bobmid?
     
    #32
    Stamford Brook R, May 11, 2012
  13. CernyBerny

    CernyBerny New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,500
    Likes Received:
    8
    Bobmid is just a Wum That I would love to have a private 1 to 1 chat with
     
    #33
    CernyBerny, May 11, 2012
  14. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,586
    Likes Received:
    16,495
    Little Phil ellery is his name and being a wum is his game!! Basically just a small nipple!
     
    #34
    bobmid, May 11, 2012
  15. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,942
    Likes Received:
    7
    Its me you want the 1 to 1 with. On one condition...........No Tongues :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
    #35
    Swords Hoopster, May 11, 2012
  16. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,586
    Likes Received:
    16,495
    Keyboard hardman ha ha ha.
     
    #36
    bobmid, May 11, 2012
  17. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,586
    Likes Received:
    16,495
    There was a rumour down at Staines that the cerny cat was a police informer!!

    None of his leads turned out to be true though!
     
    #37
    bobmid, May 11, 2012
  18. Q.P.R

    Q.P.R Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,320
    Likes Received:
    17
    Sorry but are we all forgetting something, I thought you were closing your account mr drama queen.
     
    #38
    Q.P.R, May 11, 2012
  19. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    71,939
    Likes Received:
    59,270
    I can't be bothered to read the whole thread but I'd like to post my allegiance to Team Swords. Speaking of which, how gay and american is it to put 'Team' in front of your team name? Team GB? **** off
     
    #39
    Star of David Bardsley, May 11, 2012
  20. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2011
    Messages:
    21,723
    Likes Received:
    6,795
    Plank Cerny? For humour and abilty to convey a clear message with just one or two words, Swords is No 1.
     
    #40
    QPR Oslo, May 12, 2012
Page 2 of 3

Share This Page