Wrestling is the only one of those that isn't a sport, as it's all scripted, therefore it's acting 


WWF is rubbish, but that stuff they do in the games has to be sport I reckon.

, dominoes... i suppose the list is endless... 
I've never tried Tiddlywanking before Swanny, but I don't think I'd like to do it in front of a full stadium, especially if it involves serious thumb injuries.![]()
Careful, Jongleur! You're referring to one of my favourite games as a kid! I used to put my mother's green chenille cloth on the lounge table and 'flip them in the egg cup' with impunity- actually I used a large counter. I still hold the local record- 107 without missing. Thumb injuries aren't the problem (you must be doing it wrong)- more likely a retroverted carpal disfigurement.
PS. Subbuteo is my idea of the next Olympic pastime- push 'em through the legs of the synchronised swimmers. That'll make their hair curl!

.I was thinking about this on the way to work on my bike this morning. I came to the conclusion that it all revolves around the individual definition and perception of what is or isn't a sport. The best definition I came up with was "An activity which is goverened by a formal council and pursued at a professional status in formal competition". The traditional concep of sport being something which makes you work up a sweat is no longer relevant in today's world. Look at cycling - a granny cycling down to the local shop to buy 20 Bensons is hardly sport, but I think most of us would agree the Tour de France is.
Hi, Oddy. I go down to my local Co-Op regularly for 20 Bensons...what happens is......either out of stock; no-one at the counter; people paying by cash card for items under £2; long cashback transactions; often go into the storeroom to get the ***s; cash machine out of order; long queues; surly, underpaid bolemic staff; prices wrongly marked up / charged.
When I've walked down there and gone through that lot, it certainly makes me sweat!!
So, if sweating can denote a sport, then I'd like to introduce "Co-op Retail Endurance Test For Customers" as a new event for the Olympics!![]()

"Co-op Retail Endurance Test For Customers" as a new event for the Olympics!![]()



