Bloody marvellous, you can keep the gateau tho' Remember the 'King Beefy' van on the cattle market (now castle mall). We used to go there on a Saturday night after leaving the Tudor Hall night club. I used to always have their American burger with onions, mushrooms, relish etc. etc. massive burger. Thing is, if I'd had too much to drink it would inevitably come up as quick as it had gone down !
Don't know how you can drink that pisswater mate? Get yourself down to the Fur & Feather for a few pints of Nelson's Revenge, guaranteed to make the "World fall out of your bottom"! ILD OTBC
Farmer Giles he had piles, he called them Holidaymakers? Why? Because they hang around in bunches and they're a pain in the arse! ILD OTBC
If you should never mix grape and grain, how many oranges are there in a barrel of apples? Answer is :- a lemon!
If you want to be 'Loyal' and show a bit of 'Courtesy', the 'Bestway' is to make a 'Beeline' for the door! p.s. I take it these still exist?
I believe they do still exist, unlike time which is an irrelevant concept, and only exists in the fourth dimension. ILD OTBC
Isn't it true that time slows the faster you travel? Explains why taxi journeys seem to take an eternity!
They should time snooker players. Make them play against the clock. Might make it a bit more bearable.