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Bastian Bentley!

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  1. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Totally forgot to tell you guys about my oh so brilliant Eureka! moment I had before the game on Sunday.


    I'm pretty sure I've finally worked out how we should use Bentley. Turn him into a playmaker in the middle like Schweinstieger and Milner, two other wingers who were a bit on the slow side and have **** haircuts.

    I was going to write a few paragraphs explaining why this would work so well and we should build our team around him but I think it's all very obvious :D

    Infact, Bentley's mulling it over right now :)

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    COYS!
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Are you under some kind of stress? You won't find the answer in a bottle!
     
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  3. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Haha, I'm always stressed. This however, is a great idea.
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The sad thing is that Bentley would probably be ok in our current team, as a desperation measure.
    Walker's style of play would complement him and he could probably do a decent job in the role that Redknapp's tried to make Modric play recently.
    If he was selected in front of two holding midfielders and could just pass the ball around and take set-pieces, then it would nullify most of the negative parts of his game.

    We don't do reserve games any more though, so I have no idea how we're expecting the likes of him and Jenas to get back to a decent fitness level.
    Hopefully it'll be someone else's problem next season, as they don't appear to have a future at the club.
     
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    The best thing to do with our malfunctioning Bentley, is to have him bumped off and claim on the insurance. It's the only way we'll get any of our money back.
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    brilliant idea...what is to lose? however isnt he a lazy <steam> to be a midfielder?
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    or maybe Redknapp will be someone elses problem and we can get a reserve team to maintain fitness and actually keep some of the lads at Spurs incase we need them come the business end of the season.
     
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  8. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Fair point. Back to relying on Khumalo to save our season for me :(
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    but i do like these little intricate ideas..and they look great if they go to plan..did not Wenger convert Henry from a winger to a striker?

    i cant belive we purchased Khumalo to sell about 7 shirts in Africa...amazing!
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting to wonder about our affiliate clubs.

    True, we got Sandro from Internacional (whilst they dick us around about Leandro) and we're looking over Christian Ramirez from Independiente Jose Teran, but we also got lumbered with Khumalo.

    Anyone else worried we'll be taking on players from the San Jose Earthquakes, South China AA or TOT SC? I can't think of any positives of having to take a Chinese and Thai player on every couple of seasons...
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Shirt sales?
    One of them might actually be good, too.
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    would the shirt sales pay his wages??? as for being good..i think for some reason even if they are good they wont get games..they never do.
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    South China AA are actually based in Hong Kong, which has it's own national side.
    That makes shirt sales bloody pointless, too. <doh>
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    im the only Spurs fan around here...but i have alot of friends...i hope Spurs sign me up
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I'd prefer if we thought a little bigger in terms of affiliated clubs - Internacional and the San Jose Earthquakes are good choices, Independiente Jose Teran could work out, but there's little to be gained from Supersport. If we want a foothold in the Far East, the third-placed team in the Hong Kong first division and a team battling relegation in the Thai Premier League isn't the way to go.

    If we became affiliated with Dinamo Zagreb it would be beneficial (getting first refusal on Badelj and Kovacic would be a great start), or we could link up with a Danish team like Midtjylland or Nordsjaelland, or a team in the J-League.
     
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    JENAS! wow... I forgot about him. blast from the past.
     
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  17. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Still mulling it over...

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    Just mulled wine here!...

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    Finally realising YV was jesting...

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    :)
     
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  18. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Err what was the question again?

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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    is this the moment Notso's suggestion actually dawned upon Bentley?

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  20. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Fail, Dona.

    Have a Bentley Facepalm

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