Stupid things commentators say........

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ilovedelia

ilovedelia

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Last night during the Chelsea v Barcalona game I heard the commentator say:

"Thats the best I've seen him play without the ball"!!!!

Has the game got to this level where we don't need a ball?

Any more anyone?

ILD OTBC
 
The ITV commentator who always says "dare they win it" what a stupid comment. Also "he had every right to go down"
and the constant miss use of the word "irony"
 
I think it was Peter Withe who once came out with:

"It was a GREAT LITTLE dink ball round the corner????????

How can you have a GREAT LITTLE anything?
What the **** is a DINK ball?
And how do you get a ball to round a corner?

ILD OTBC
 
ilovedelia said:
I think it was Peter Withe who once came out with:

"It was a GREAT LITTLE dink ball round the corner????????

How can you have a GREAT LITTLE anything?
What the **** is a DINK ball?
And how do you get a ball to round a corner?

ILD OTBC
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<laugh>

The late great Hugh Johns used the same terminology!
"He dinked it inside the post"
 
I remember a comment in the local Leicester Mercury years ago where the locals were drubbed something like 5-0.
It was all down to the first goal and that was why they lost. Sorry ILD it wasn't a commentator but it does show how cr*p local press reporting is.
But as for commentators it must be Colemanballs and the 400m Olympics "Juantereno opens his legs and shows his true class"
and Ted Lowe "For those of you with a black and white television, the white ball is behind the yellow" and again "And how Steve Davis would have wanted a couple more inches"
You can't make this stuff up can you?
 
the world cup in france, david batty, newcastle midfielder, steps up to take the vital penalty. score and england are still in the tournament. miss and we're out. barry davies asks co-commentator kevin keegan, "you know david well, do you back him to score?"

'ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY, HE WON'T MISS' is the reply (or something along those lines...)













the prick missed.
 
Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed said:
the world cup in france, david batty, newcastle midfielder, steps up to take the vital penalty. score and england are still in the tournament. miss and we're out. barry davies asks co-commentator kevin keegan, "you know david well, do you back him to score?"

'ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY, HE WON'T MISS' is the reply (or something along those lines...)













the prick missed.
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Brian Moore was the commentator <ok>
 
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