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James G

James G

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Aug 11, 2011
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Bored at work today. The day before a long weekend or any holiday, students never come into school. It's rare even for teachers to come in most of the time, right now there are only about a dozen students from the whole secondary department in the building. So weird, most are just wandering the halls, some came to hang out in my room and use the wi-fi for a while to watch youtube videos but then left again after half an hour or so. A school without students is kind of a creepy place to be.

At times of true, total, mind-numbing boredom, KUMB is a source of constant amusement to me. Especially when West Ham drop points. Opinions range from the team not being good enough, to no bottle, to Sam getting it wrong, to unlucky. It's fascinating. The most amazing part is that there are still Hammers fans who honestly believe that they are the best side in the Championship. Anyway, just thought I'd share one post I saw that took my fancy.

look at southampton's goal. neat little square pass inside the 6 yard box then a finish. none of our players could do that right now.
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I almost wanted to dive into the discussion right there and point out that THOSE TWO WERE OUR CENTRE BACKS! Teams don't do things like that! Unless they are Ajax in the 1970s! **** me, we're going to win the league.
 
It is hard to Tap in a 50 yard hoof.

*I am now worried about your 6:13am post about students wandering in to your room to use the wifi. I'm hoping your room is the library and youare the librarian*
 
I'm in Kuwait, homes. We're three hours ahead, and schools start at 7AM to avoid some of the heat.

Going to go home in a moment anyway, most other buggers have.
 
Pimping Ken said:
I'm in Kuwait, homes. We're three hours ahead, and schools start at 7AM to avoid some of the heat.

Going to go home in a moment anyway, most other buggers have.
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Phew. And if that was a Sherlock reference, it's "Holmes". Hope you're not teaching English!
 
Nice little insight there Ken, hope your day becomes more exciting.
As for the hammers, I think Fatletiss has got it spot on....

'It is hard to Tap in a 50 yard hoof.'

They were truly awful again Boro, & if it were not for a fluke goal, they would have lost.
 
fatletiss:2505718 said:
It is hard to Tap in a 50 yard hoof.

*I am now worried about your 6:13am post about students wandering in to your room to use the wifi. I'm hoping your room is the library and youare the librarian*
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Teen hotties wandering about in his room isn't a bad thing it should be embraced! Beaver!
 
i live in bogota , colombia and the kids here are ready at the school at 6am, english kids would need a stick of dynamite to get them out of the pit before 8am
 
SaintsFanAlex said:
Teen hotties wandering about in his room isn't a bad thing it should be embraced! Beaver!
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together as one said:
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Just so you guys know, those of us in the education profession usually don't take very kindly to jokes and the like about sexual contact with students. This is my career and I've had to deal with the stigma of being a man working with young children already, I take that **** seriously, so don't do it please.


Anyway! Kuwait is a barrel of laughs, we just got a shisha pipe and a bucket of coals delivered, so I'm set for the night! Getting my homebrew on and enjoying some nice apple shisha.
 
It slightly worries me that you first talk about admiring under-age students which you refer to them as "teen hotties" which is just embarrassing
Now you asking about my age aswell, If you must know i am a month away from 20, clearly a bit too old for your liking
 
TheNorthLondonSaint:2509356 said:
It slightly worries me that you first talk about admiring under-age students which you refer to them as "teen hotties" which is just embarrassing
Now you asking about my age aswell, If you must know i am a month away from 20, clearly a bit too old for your liking
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Underage? Lol!

Students = little stunners who are studying at university I.E 18 years.

That's the kinda hotties I go for.

Mind you seems your 20 I could try you out if you fancy it Xx
 
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