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dear mr bob, sir,

i am the director of sport at channel five. i got extremely excited a couple of months ago when i found out that both manchester clubs were effectively demoted from the prestigious champions league to the tin-pot europa thingy that my channel have to settle for broadcasting. unfortunately, neither team have progressed as we'd hoped and now i've spent all our marketing money on advertising the fact that both clubs would compete in it. how do i encourage our loyal band of 3 viewers to carry on watching games such as metalist (its true, they are a real team) versus schalke without blowing the bank (manager... literally... he's always more accommodating after a blow job)?

kind regards,
superman
 
Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed said:
dear mr bob, sir,

i am the director of sport at channel five. i got extremely excited a couple of months ago when i found out that both manchester clubs were effectively demoted from the prestigious champions league to the tin-pot europa thingy that my channel have to settle for broadcasting. unfortunately, neither team have progressed as we'd hoped and now i've spent all our marketing money on advertising the fact that both clubs would compete in it. how do i encourage our loyal band of 3 viewers to carry on watching games such as metalist (its true, they are a real team) versus schalke without blowing the bank (manager... literally... he's always more accommodating after a blow job)?

kind regards,
superman
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If this is true Supers, I would like to know when we can see women's topless darts on Channel 5?
 
Dear Bob,

I am extremely worried...

A very good friend of mine, who happens to be the Director of Sport at Channel Five, recently disappeared whilst on holiday on the Norfolk Broads, I know that Norfolk is well known for its cannibalistic "Sawney Bean" like community, but in this day and age I am also concerned about the issue of "identity theft", and it's repercussions...

I have tried to contact his bank manager whom I thought may have been of help, but apparently he is "having a good time" in the fine city of Norwich...

Should I inform the police, Bob?

Your's worryingly,

Welly
 
Hi Bob, now this really is a cry for help, I've just said to 'er in doors "Hope Norwich win at Newcastle this afternoon", tell me Bob,is it the sun combined with alcohol or am i becoming a closet canary?.
Any advice to get me back on the straight and narrow would be appreciated.

Yours intoxicated,

Monarch.
 
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