Hello football fans. Please allow me to introduce myself. Before I say anymore, could one of the moderators on this forum make this permanent please, to enable me to find this subject quickly, and therefore be more available to help anyone who asks for help. Thank you. Now a short piece of information about me. My name is Bob Sherunkle, and I deal in problems. There has been many items and programmes produced and written about how stressful the life of a football supporter can be. I am here to offer my services and guidance to you all, free of charge I hasten to add. If there is something about your team, or indeed anything else football related, please feel free to post and I will endeavour to help you with my advice. If you feel you need to see my qualifications, may I humbly point you in the direction of the Sunderland and Norwich boards. I thank you gentlemen and probably not quite so gentle ladies (I visited St. Pauls once )for your time.
Bob, what made you come to the Rovers board? is it because you know we have many a problem? For a greater response, may I suggest you post this one on the sheteds forum as they could really use the assistance. They have many a troubled soul for you to pit your wits against My question to you is should I bother going to watch us play the wombles knowing a defeat/win or draw will leave us in the same position, with **** all to play for, or do I save my hard earned pennies and take ROD's misses out for a bloody good seeing to? Poor women has had nothing from ROD for many a year and is bored stiffless. I could lighten her up with a ruddy good seeing to at minimal expense and do ROD a favour by ensuring his misses returns a new women. Hard decision, which would certainly benefit your supreme knowledge and wisdom Kind regards,
chris, i saw the great work he been doing on other boards so i decided to snap up his services so then bob, i have a question... my wife has a terrible rash on her ass. should this put my dog off having sex with her?
bob... last november i grew a moustache as i supported movember. when november finished i shaved it all off as i like to keep myself nice and tidy. problem is, we are now in mid march and im still struggling to find a way to tell my wife that movember was for 1 month only - november, and she can stop growing hers, without offending her. any help/advice would be appreciated
Good questions boys, looking forward to Bobs reply. But I have one for Bob Bob When I am shagging Chris Mrs she likes it up the Arse, whilst fist ****ing her, then I roll her over and release my load into her mouth as she licks the excess corn of my dirty stinking bellend! But my problem is when she makes me a coffee they only have cheap Lidl coffee in their house, I prefer a nice decaf, should I just accept her hospitality or bring those little sachets that you get in hotels?
Dear Bob, How do i get a 9 inch cock instead of this F##king great thing i've got. I have now streched ROD's mrs arse so far it lookks like a Hippo yawning!!!! Kind Regards Monster cock Manga
**** off 9inches, she came in the other day and scuffed her alloys, I said how the **** did you do that I told you at least 6 inches from the kerb, she said she thought she was 9 inches from the kerb, going on her friend showing her 9 inches
Chris my boy, I have always been interested in missionary work. I hope this answers you question. Thank you for your kind regards, and I send mine in return my boy. Yours patronisingly Bob
Captain jack, Thank you for your kind words of welcome. Now on to your question. If the dog isn't pround, then I can't see a problem. Yours beastingly Bob
Dear Mr Red, May I suggest taking her out to various cafes until you find a coffee that is acceptable. May I suggest any Morrissons that has a cafe. This will of course mean spending a token amount of money. Yours chokingly Bob
cheers bob. i'll send you a free copy of the video also any advice yet about my other confidental question?
Please accept my humble apologies Mr. Gashead, as with all new businesses, there are a few teething problems, and I regretfully overlooked you main question. I would suggest that you go for the option that is the best value for money. Possibly a visit to Ashton gate woould cheer you up. Yours Bob
no I think it wise to stay away from such foul places. I like my shoes and they will most certainly be gone within stepping five paces into that hole. Cheers anyway
chris would get cheered up if he watches city. we have nothing to play for as chris stated and you do as your in a relegation fight. we would get cheered up watching city lose
Ohhh you are so bitter and twisted, dont get angry just because we are taking your mate over to the good side
