bob i have always made my mum feel proud me. my problem is i have found a new love. i will have to tell her that im leaving my wife for a new girl who is older than my mum and has been in prison longer than being free and use to be a porn star but now makes the odd beastiality films instead. she has been married 4 times before all with different 1st cousins - 3 of which were males and the other had both parts. she has 16 kids from these marriages and another 9 kids before she even turned 16. i dont want to make my mum disappointed in me so how on earth do i tell her that my new love is a bristol city fan?
