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Catts arrested

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by HorsleyHillCat, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. HorsleyHillCat

    HorsleyHillCat Well-Known Member

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    Not been Catts' day today,sent off then arrested outside the sports direct arena.seems the police want 2 talk 2 him about holding tiote hostage for 90 mins.
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    89 Mins. 1 Minute he was rolling around free!
     
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  3. Durham_Mag

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    Strange, but Tiote completed more passes than Cattermole. And Gardner. And Larsson. COMBINED. He wants to fix that hole in his pocket like.
     
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  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Was it only one minute?

    How the hell did he get so many rolls in a minute?
     
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  5. judzthegeordie

    judzthegeordie Member

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    Holding Tiote hostage eh? Even though he made more passes then your whole midfield, jesus you lot are delusional, Cattermole is nothing more than a carthorse thug, with no footballing ability whatsoever and proved it yesterday.
     
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  6. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Must have been more than a minute. It took 10 seconds for his brain to register the "strike"

    x
     
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  7. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Wow! You guys are brilliant! How did it feel escaping with a point!
     
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  8. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    How does it feel to scrape a point at home v 10 men?

    x
     
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  9. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Check the stats boyo ;)
     
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  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    A smarter man than me said, "[h=1]Lies, damned lies, and statistics"[/h]
     
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  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    How does it feel to be 10 points and 6 places behind us?
     
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  12. Schwerer Gustav

    Schwerer Gustav Well-Known Member

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    stats are like a lamp post to a drunken man, more for leaning against than illumination.............................
     
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  13. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    He did but I bet that is because the stats made him look bad!
     
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  14. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Surely he could use the illumination to help him get home. Should help him crawl at least (it has helped me on my nights of inebriation) <laugh>
     
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  15. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    How does it feel being a stalker and no life at 18?
    How does it feel trying to be a keyboard warrior at 18 and having no other life?
    How does it feel to spend all your time on another teams boards, because you have no life?
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Tiote won the Miss Girls Blouse award 2012 for his performance yesterday...
     
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  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    And thus, the thread was ended before it had even started. And the mackems were made to look foolish as usual.
     
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  18. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Feed the plums Shields, feed the plums. and they are biting.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Suprised they don't want to speak to Sess..Cos he's an animal with un-told strength and power...

    Must have a better knockout ratio than Rocky. seeing as how easy he put a Clubber Lang wannabe down.
     
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  20. ArfaLobbon

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    Are you joking?? Cattermole is dogshit! A horrible smoggy ****wit! Suits your team and ***** manager down to the ground!
     
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