The Brass Neck on this ****

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Go G YellowScreen

Go G YellowScreen

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Rangers owner Craig Whyte used future income from the club's match-day catering to pay for new kitchen equipment at Ibrox.

The club received new cookers and other catering equipment in a deal with finance house Close Leasing in October 2011.

This equipment from the Surrey company made up part of the £1.7m investment to upgrade the kitchens and big screens at Ibrox, promised by Mr Whyte in his purchase agreement when he took over the club last May.
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http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-ce...catering-income-to-upgrade-kitchens-at-ibrox/
 
As I said months ago

He spent more on his taxi from Central Station to Ibrox than he has on the club
 
A blow torch wouldn't mark that ****s neck. What's the chances the bill for the fancy hotel he was staying in last week was being footed by Rangers.
 
I've come to the conclusion that Whyte is really Milo Minderbinder from Catch-22:

"I don't understand why you buy eggs at seven cents a piece in Malta and sell them for five cents."

"I do it to make a profit."

"But how can you make a profit? You lose two cents an egg."

"But I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them at four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don't make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share."

Yossarian felt he was beginning to understand. "And the people you sell the eggs to at four and a quarter cents a piece make a profit of two and three quarter cents a piece when they sell them back to you at seven cents a piece. Is that right? Why don't you sell the eggs directly to you and eliminate the people you buy them from?"

"Because I am the people I buy them from," Milo explained. "I make a profit of three and a quarter cents a piece when I sell them to me and a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when I buy them back from me. That's a total profit of six cents an egg. I lose only two cents an egg when I sell them to the mess halls at five cents apiece, and that's how I can make a profit buying eggs for seven cents apiece and selling them for five cents apiece. I pay only one cent a piece at the hen when I buy them in Sicily."

"In Malta," Yossarian corrected. "You buy your eggs in Malta, not Sicily."

Milo chortled proudly. "I don't buy eggs from Malta," he confessed... "I buy them in Sicily at one cent apiece and transfer them to Malta secretly at four and a half cents apiece in order to get the price of eggs up to seven cents when people come to Malta looking for them."
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<laugh>

I said yesterday that if I was a Gers fan I would be checking the roof at Ibrox to make sure the lead and copper was still there, I was joking. Now i'm actually serious, check the lead and copper lads.
 
DevAdvocate said:
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I said yesterday that if I was a Gers fan I would be checking the roof at Ibrox to make sure the lead and copper was still there, I was joking. Now i'm actually serious, check the lead and copper lads.
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Widny surprise me. The **** is scamming everybody.
 
I think in fairness to Mr Craig Whyte he was only protecting one of the club's finest assets.
Remember a couple of seasons ago when Rangers nearly had another disaster on their hands. Their "Brazilian like" full back had a serious life threatening
accident whilst poaching an egg at home one morning. This made the thoughtful Mr Whyte install the latest safest idiot proof kitchen to protect all the
clubs assets. Having decided to spare no money installing such a magnificent luxury state of the art kitchen it would be ungrateful for Rangers fans to
expect him to actually pay for it himself. That is really not his style.
 
the super hooper said:
I think in fairness to Mr Craig Whyte he was only protecting one of the club's finest assets.
Remember a couple of seasons ago when Rangers nearly had another disaster on their hands. Their "Brazilian like" full back had a serious life threatening
accident whilst poaching an egg at home one morning. This made the thoughtful Mr Whyte install the latest safest idiot proof kitchen to protect all the
clubs assets. Having decided to spare no money installing such a magnificent luxury state of the art kitchen it would be ungrateful for Rangers fans to
expect him to actually pay for it himself. That is really not his style.
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Wordwrap ... remember ... you were doing so well :(
 
the super hooper said:
I think in fairness to Mr Craig Whyte he was only protecting one of the club's finest assets.
Remember a couple of seasons ago when Rangers nearly had another disaster on their hands. Their "Brazilian like" full back had a serious life threatening
accident whilst poaching an egg at home one morning. This made the thoughtful Mr Whyte install the latest safest idiot proof kitchen to protect all the
clubs assets. Having decided to spare no money installing such a magnificent luxury state of the art kitchen it would be ungrateful for Rangers fans to
expect him to actually pay for it himself. That is really not his style.
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How does this one work, Klunk?
 
the super hooper said:
I think in fairness to Mr Craig Whyte he was only protecting one of the club's finest assets.
Remember a couple of seasons ago when Rangers nearly had another disaster on their hands. Their "Brazilian like" full back had a serious life threatening
accident whilst poaching an egg at home one morning. This made the thoughtful Mr Whyte install the latest safest idiot proof kitchen to protect all the
clubs assets. Having decided to spare no money installing such a magnificent luxury state of the art kitchen it would be ungrateful for Rangers fans to
expect him to actually pay for it himself. That is really not his style.
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Alan Hutton never had a poached egg accident you spastic.
 
Wot? No mention of me super looper? I am disappoint.
 
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