Clash of the Titans

Meant to be taking my son on Sunday, hopefully as good as the original was in it's day as it was a great film

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a used to be scared of some of the monsters in the original

not now tho, am well hard me

 

it wont be.

 

What a ****in ray of sunshine you are Dougie

although I fear you are right

Showed the boy the original and he was pishing himself laughing at the 'special effects'. FFS, weans, don't know their born. ****s

 

Dougie, you are a **** so naturally you come out with ****ish comments.

I think it'll be spot on. The the kraken looks cracking

 

i used to be scared of the owl when i was wee, no problems with the monsters but that wee mechanical owl put the ****ters right up me.

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i dont even sleep with a night light anymore

 

Gemma Aterton is playing the love interest

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Right up it at pace

 

ad lick her out

 

Nev, she's so dirty she'd lick you out

 

ad need to wash ma arse 1st

 

she wouldn't want you too!

 

Me too - indeed i'm still wary of it to be honest - id not like to be stuck in a room alone with the little ****er thats for sure

As forthe film - bound to be ****e. Remakes usually are