Tiote v's Cattermole

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MackemsRule said:
As I well know?
The reason I said it was because it was true.
The problem was Sessi was one of the only ones turned up that day.
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Oh, so one of you turned up??? That's a refreshing thing to hear. It's normally, "We didn't turn up" or "It's our ****e manager" (You must have had a bad manager for most of 30 years). I hope you have a full team out and we stuff you. No excuses.
 
Right, i'm gonna just ****ing say it.

Tiote is a decent player, but who the **** do you lot think he is?

He's not that ****ing special, doesn't score, doesn't dominate midfield, piss poor passing range (with any consistency).

So he's a good ball winner?

Sess ****ing terrorised him at the SOL, and that was when we were playing ****.

Who do you guys think Tiote is? One of you lot started this hype and the rest bandwagoned it. Fact.

Linked to Chelsea and Arsenal? Whoopy ****ing doo.

Arsenal are ****ing ****e now, my ****ing nutsack has more strength than their defensive midfield, Arsenal may get linked with my nutsack.

Chelsea? Only back up to the perenially injured Essien, who is 8 ****ing times the player if he's ever fit.

Tiote is a good player, he is not a ****ing match-winner, you guys talk about him like he's Lionel ****ing Messi, it's preposterous.

blackcatsteve,

Get some ****ing opta stats comparing this glorious, all conquering megastar to the leagues other CDM's


Please note, I haven't said he's ****.
 
MONsMush said:
Right, i'm gonna just ****ing say it.

Tiote is a decent player, but who the **** do you lot think he is?

He's not that ****ing special, doesn't score, doesn't dominate midfield, piss poor passing range (with any consistency).

So he's a good ball winner?

Sess ****ing terrorised him at the SOL, and that was when we were playing ****.

Who do you guys think Tiote is? One of you lot started this hype and the rest bandwagoned it. Fact.

Linked to Chelsea and Arsenal? Whoopy ****ing doo.

Arsenal are ****ing ****e now, my ****ing nutsack has more strength than their defensive midfield, Arsenal may get linked with my nutsack.

Chelsea? Only back up to the perenially injured Essien, who is 8 ****ing times the player if he's ever fit.

Tiote is a good player, he is not a ****ing match-winner, you guys talk about him like he's Lionel ****ing Messi, it's preposterous.

blackcatsteve,

Get some ****ing opta stats comparing this glorious, all conquering megastar to the leagues other CDM's


Please note, I haven't said he's ****.
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Jesus! Eat your heart out Jeff Stelling!
 
Facts, stonewall OPTA facts....

Defensive:

Tackle
Michael Carrick, 3.9 per game
Yaya Toure, 1.6
Scott Parker, 4
Cheik Tiote, 3.1

Interceptions
Michael Carrick, 3.4
Yaya Toure, 1.2
Scott Parker, 2.3
Cheik Tiote, 2.7

Fouls
Michael Carrick, 0.5
Yaya Toure, 1.1
Scott Parker, 1.5
Cheik Tiote, 2.3

Dribbled by other Players
Michael Carrick, 0.9
Yaya Toure, 1.1
Scott Parker, 1.1
Cheik Tiote, 1.5

Offensive
Goals/Assist
Michael Carrick, 2 G, 1A
Yaya Toure, 3G, 4A
Scott Parker, 0G, 1A
Cheik Tiote, 1G, 1A

Key Passes Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.9
Yaya Toure, 1.4
Scott Parker, 0.9
Cheik Tiote, 0.8

Successful Dribbles Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.2
Yaya Toure, 1
Scott Parker, 0.5
Cheik Tiote, 1

Was Fouled Per Game

Michael Carrick, 1.1
Yaya Toure, 0.7
Scott Parker, 1.3
Cheik Tiote, 1.6

Dispossessed Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.5
Yaya Toure, 0.6
Scott Parker, 1.6
Cheik Tiote, 3.7

Turnover per game

Michael Carrick, 1
Yaya Toure, 0.8
Scott Parker, 0.9
Cheik Tiote, 1.6

Passing

Average Passes Per Game

Michael Carrick, 55.2
Yaya Toure, 77.6
Scott parker, 60.9
Cheik Tiote, 60.9

Pass Success Rate in percentages

Michael Carrick, 89.8
Yaya Toure, 90
Scott Parker, 89.8
Cheik Tiote, 83.1

Accurate Long Balls Per Game

Michael Carrick, 3.9
Yaya Toure, 5.3
Scott Parker, 2.9
Cheik Tiote, 3.9

Accurate Through Balls Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.2
Yaya Toure, 0.3
Scott Parker, 0.3
Cheik Tiote, N/A

Player Ratings
Michael Carrick, 7.51
Yaya Toure, 7.34
Scott Parker, 7.1
Cheik Tiote, 6.81

Wow, even I was surprised at these.

Where does the hype come from guys, help me out here??
 
I would, but opta dont let any joe public sign up, you have to be a betting firm, broadcaster, run a newspaper, or a club to get in, and there is no price on the site, which usually means its bloody expensive as hell.

PS: looks like you found some from somewhere.
 
MONsMush said:
Facts, stonewall OPTA facts....

Defensive:

Tackle
Michael Carrick, 3.9 per game
Yaya Toure, 1.6
Scott Parker, 4
Cheik Tiote, 3.1

Interceptions
Michael Carrick, 3.4
Yaya Toure, 1.2
Scott Parker, 2.3
Cheik Tiote, 2.7

Fouls
Michael Carrick, 0.5
Yaya Toure, 1.1
Scott Parker, 1.5
Cheik Tiote, 2.3

Dribbled by other Players
Michael Carrick, 0.9
Yaya Toure, 1.1
Scott Parker, 1.1
Cheik Tiote, 1.5

Offensive
Goals/Assist
Michael Carrick, 2 G, 1A
Yaya Toure, 3G, 4A
Scott Parker, 0G, 1A
Cheik Tiote, 1G, 1A

Key Passes Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.9
Yaya Toure, 1.4
Scott Parker, 0.9
Cheik Tiote, 0.8

Successful Dribbles Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.2
Yaya Toure, 1
Scott Parker, 0.5
Cheik Tiote, 1

Was Fouled Per Game

Michael Carrick, 1.1
Yaya Toure, 0.7
Scott Parker, 1.3
Cheik Tiote, 1.6

Dispossessed Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.5
Yaya Toure, 0.6
Scott Parker, 1.6
Cheik Tiote, 3.7

Turnover per game

Michael Carrick, 1
Yaya Toure, 0.8
Scott Parker, 0.9
Cheik Tiote, 1.6

Passing

Average Passes Per Game

Michael Carrick, 55.2
Yaya Toure, 77.6
Scott parker, 60.9
Cheik Tiote, 60.9

Pass Success Rate in percentages

Michael Carrick, 89.8
Yaya Toure, 90
Scott Parker, 89.8
Cheik Tiote, 83.1

Accurate Long Balls Per Game

Michael Carrick, 3.9
Yaya Toure, 5.3
Scott Parker, 2.9
Cheik Tiote, 3.9

Accurate Through Balls Per Game

Michael Carrick, 0.2
Yaya Toure, 0.3
Scott Parker, 0.3
Cheik Tiote, N/A

Player Ratings
Michael Carrick, 7.51
Yaya Toure, 7.34
Scott Parker, 7.1
Cheik Tiote, 6.81

Wow, even I was surprised at these.

Where does the hype come from guys, help me out here??
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Am I reading that right?
And the useless Tiote is even behind that plank Carrick?
 
Somebodys pinched my sombrero said:
That wasn't a snide comment. BB is one of the best posters on your board, that was said tongue in cheek, but then again, you wouldn't realise that.
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I took no offence marra, for the record, and if anyone from the wonderful Rupert Murdoch empire is reading, when Jeff jacks in, i'm available for SSN.

I am getting new teeth in anticipation of your call <ok>
 
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