I had a dream...

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haslam

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last night that Newcastle had signed Stephen Hunt from Wolves for £5m. There was a whole news story about the "33 year old" (who is actually 30 but clearly my sub-conscious mind didn't know that) and i was gutted we'd spent so much on an average aging player. It was very convincing and random enough to make me wonder if i'd heard something yesterday so i checked out this morning just to be sure.

So then. Anyone else had any **** dreams?
 
I had a terrible nightmare that the Shola-Messi swap deal went through and we lost our talismanic striker.

A while ago I also had a dream where Ben Arfa was late to a game, drove too quickly round a corner and ended up in the sea, and was then raised by a group of seals. I need to lay off the cheese...
 
last night i did a large quantity of something i wont mention and my eyes were closed and i was "awake" yet i was dreaming that i was exactly where i was in bed and could look around my room perfectly clearly, when i opened my eyes i realised i was actually lying a slightly different angle to how i was percieving my room in the "dream".

It was incredibly weird but cool aswell. I think my subconcious had perfectly memorised my entire room and then contructed it in my imagination. This wasnt some blurry recollection though, im talking the smallest details, incredibly bizarre.
 
i had a dream that the new spiderman movie was made using £10 and that spidermans web was a load of tie wraps stuck together
 
I had a terrible nightmare that the Shola-Messi swap deal went through and we lost our talismanic striker.

A while ago I also had a dream where Ben Arfa was late to a game, drove too quickly round a corner and ended up in the sea, and was then raised by a group of seals. I need to lay off the cheese...

Or eat it caerphilly <doh>
 
I can top those with a genuine howler of a dream i had 3 nights ago....

My mates who i often converse with RE our club comes storming over o my desk shaking his head in a disgusted fashion. "you seen NUFC.com?"...

I gives it a click and low and behold 'Ugo Ehiogu signs up on short term deal to provide defensive cover'

I thought what the f*ck hasn't he been retired for years and wasn't exactly world class whilst still playing my mate just launches into a ludicris rant that i can't quite remember.

I actually woke up thinking to myself where the f*ck did i make that connection in my sub concious? I hadn't even seen or heard the name for years. still can't figure it out.
 
I had a dream on Thursday night where I clearly saw 7 numbers. As it was the Euro draw the next day which requires 5 main numbers and 2 star numbers, I went ahead and put them on. And yes, that's right I ended up winning













nothing again.

Same old same old.
 
I can top those with a genuine howler of a dream i had 3 nights ago....

My mates who i often converse with RE our club comes storming over o my desk shaking his head in a disgusted fashion. "you seen NUFC.com?"...

I gives it a click and low and behold 'Ugo Ehiogu signs up on short term deal to provide defensive cover'

I thought what the f*ck hasn't he been retired for years and wasn't exactly world class whilst still playing my mate just launches into a ludicris rant that i can't quite remember.

I actually woke up thinking to myself where the f*ck did i make that connection in my sub concious? I hadn't even seen or heard the name for years. still can't figure it out.

So we haven't signed Ehiogu... If you don't mind, I've got a shirt to return
 
last night that Newcastle had signed Stephen Hunt from Wolves for £5m. There was a whole news story about the "33 year old" (who is actually 30 but clearly my sub-conscious mind didn't know that) and i was gutted we'd spent so much on an average aging player. It was very convincing and random enough to make me wonder if i'd heard something yesterday so i checked out this morning just to be sure.

So then. Anyone else had any **** dreams?

I think his brother Mike would be far more appropriate for Newcastle..
 
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