What type of **** should i have?

[Heavy Metal Toon]

I've just spent two hours filling in applications for new jobs, and i'm shattered, frustrated and i need to relieve some stress.

What type of **** should i have?

 

[Bloody Wanker]

You could ask Joey Barton to do it. He's a first class W@nker.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

You could ask Joey Barton to do it. He's a first class W@nker.

He's a ****er, and you're a cock sucker.

 

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Walk towards a wall, turn with your back to the wall, take 10 paces, turn, bend forwards with your head pointing at the wall, run.

That'll take your mind off ****ing, or just get a girlfriend.

 

[MrToontastic]

I think these off-topic threads are going a little too far!

 

[AH]

You could ask Joey Barton to do it. He's a first class W@nker.

Really? Have you seen your own avatar?

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Atleast i don't post threads about having a **** over a couple shagging in a house with a dog watching...

 

[u408379965]

Why don't you try auto erotic asphyxiation?

 

[AH]

Why don't you try auto erotic asphyxiation?

I actually wrote a story the other day based on some 40-something year old who works in an office, then went home and had an asphyxiation ****..

edit; a story for uni by the way guys...not just in my own free time haha

 

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Why don't you try auto erotic asphyxiation?

Rep, just go for the asphyxiation

 

[Agent Bruce]

Really? Have you seen your own avatar?

Reckon he must be a pretty boy!

 

[QWOP]

MURDERER!!! Did you never think that by ****ing, you are killing off innocent mini versions of yourself?? Acutally..... On second thoughts

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

good to see after a few pints and a stagger home that it's still intellectual hour

 

[AH]

Reckon he must be a pretty boy!

More than likely! Probably owns a pair of pink short shorts!

 

[AH]

good to see after a few pints and a stagger home that it's still intellectual hour

Rep
This is why we need more football every weekend...

edit; Sod it, it won't let me...

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

Try a crank. AKA a **** until you cry

 

[QWOP]

good to see after a few pints and a stagger home that it's still intellectual hour

Attempted rape.... sorry rep

 

[AsprillasFurCoat]

For ****'s sake! People'll be getting rep for saying rude words like poo bum willy next...

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

Rep
This is why we need more football every weekend...

edit; Sod it, it won't let me...

was an ironic statement referring to a quip posted before I went out so a bit pointless really last time i drink that Blonde Bitter the name suggests girlie drink the fresh air suggested pavement face plant

 

[AH]

For ****'s sake! People'll be getting rep for saying rude words like poo bum willy next...

Hahahahahaha poo....

edit; You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AsprillasFurCoat again.
Damn!



(Just kidding, don't worry..)