YIf there are two men, one poor the other wealthy, and they're standing next to their two cars. One car is a Ferrari and one is a Ford. Now it doesn't necessarily follow that the wealthy man owns the Ferrari, does it?
One man is eight feet tall and super-fit. the other is four feet tall and only has one arm. It doesn't necessarily follow that the taller one will be better at basketball, does it?
Likewise if you have two pro footballers, one 18 and one 32 it doesn't necessarily follow that the older one will have played more games.
Now if you want to think that there's a good chance that the poor man owns the Ferrari or that the one-armed midget is better at basketball or that the 18 year-old has played more games then good luck to you. Cos you'll need it. I however, think there is a good chance that the wealthy man owns the Ferrari, the tall man is better at basketball and that the 32 year-old has played more games.
I know - it's a position that really needs arguing against. It is, after all, highly contentious. But then I'm a very bold man.
Please point to the post where LDL mentioned disparity in ages. Because I can't find it. Though I'll be happy to stand corrected.
Having read the posting again, you're right. Luke doesn't mention age as such. He does, however, refer to Scholes' "considerably longer career" alluding to his superior age.
My point was simple enough, superior age does not necessarily mean that one player has played more games than another. "considerably longer career" however, does. Why is was felt necessary to dispute what I should have thought was elementary, I have no idea.
Parker has marginally fewer bookings than Scholes in around 150 fewer league games.
Then doesn't tackle for the next several games.I don't know who has more bookings for his tackle but I suggest Giggs might need to be in there.![]()
I knew my comment would be dragged into the gutter!
If we're going off topic, that calls for a gratuitous Imogen Thomas pic
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That bra is fighting a losing cause![]()
That bra is fighting a losing cause![]()
surely you mean " Yes, m'lady ""Parker!" "Yes sir" "Time to go home"
That is an excellent point well made. Doing your argument proud.
Well no - that's not at all true. It can be backed up. This was exactly my view of Parker before he joined Spurs. To be honest, seeing him week in week out, he is not as bad as I thought before. But still LDL's description is one I recognise.
I would suggest that you, along with the rest of the people who went into mob-panic mode just weren't really focussing on what was actually being said. This is shown by the number of comments that are basically "Yeah - but what about Scholes, what about Keane?..." when LDL had already said that player who had that little bit of mettle are invaluable and any club wold want them. And (as LDL said) Parker is not a vicious or nasty player, like Keane.
Sorry - this is sort of weird being LDL's defence lawyer here but I honestly can't stand to see such a massive pile of wrong-headedness go almost unchallenged by the vast majority of posters, many of whom have seemed quite sensible in the past, yourself included.
He won you a point. Bale cost you two more.
Just imagine the stretch marks that will develop and how saggy they'll be in a few years time.
Anyway, back to how dirty Parker is. Do carry on..
Anyway, back to how dirty Parker is. Do carry on..
Or, as has been successfully proven, how dirty he isn't when compared to other players.
That was sarcastic, but unfortunately it's sometimes hard for it to come across in text. Refer to page 1 of this article where you'll see my only comment on the "Parker" subject.
-Perhaps I'm just able to be more objective, Schteff.
Parker has 6 bookings in 20 league games for Spurs last season ( 8 in 32 for West Ham last season).
A yellow card every 3.33 games ranks him alongside the worst offenders. His career average is not too much better as we've discussed. So it's hardly unfair to observe that he gets booked often. Why does he get booked? Because he commits niggling fouls. I'm not aware of any other reason (dissent? no, violent conduct? no, extravagant celebrations? no, diving? no time wasting? no). He was booked last night and away to City for those kind of fouls- in tough matches where he was doing his job of protecting the defence and breaking up play. Like it or not, he clearly oversteps the mark on occasions; I can't really see how or why you would deny that. I've not disputed that that may be because of his commitment and determination, which is why I've seen it as a positive.
I'm not sure who you think was doing this defensive midfield job in this way previously. The best evidence of what difference Parker has made is to look at Spurs' performances in the first two games of the season. Many Spurs fans here have sought to claim that those results may have been different had Parker been in the side then doing his defensive midfield job. It was apparent to any observer of whatever allegiance that Spurs got overrun in midfield at crucial times in those games. There was nobody doing that job anywhere near well enough, if at all.