Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami.

[RobertoKeaneo]

Why are the Japanese so worried about their nuclear reactors going into meltdown? Average temperature of a nuclear explosion is 300,000 degrees centigrade.Surely that's gonna help dry stuff out?

I just rang my Japanese friend to make sure he was OK after theTsunami and all he did was going on about his social life. Just kept going on and on about a hugh rave.


Only text I have receiced about it, I am sure they will come flooding in soon......


I see the faux offended are out in force. Tadgerlickers.

 

[rogueleader]

Err, that's he world apparently Cym

Where's ****ing Yogi when you need him?

being smarter than the average bear , yogi has moved to jellystone national park

 

[Null]

My my...there are sensitive wee souls around aren't they. Polish yer halo lads ...


It wave after wave of emotion...soppy little ****ers!

 

[Dangerous Marsupial]

Can't you text your jokes to eachother in private rather than post them on a public internet forum? I realise you guys can't be forced to feel sorry for the victims of the tsunami, but you could at least show them the respect and keep your jokes to yourselves.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Where's the best place to witness a 3-legged race?

Sports Day at Fukushima Primary school.

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I call my wife Fukushima .

She's always over reacting.

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I just had a phone call:

'We are collecting for the Children of Fukushima lifeline.
For every week they spend away from home,
Away from the the air and food that is still polluted by radiation
Extends their life by approximately 1 year.
Please give generously.'

And then i thought, "**** that, these glowing super-kids could ****ing live forever!"

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How many Japs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Fukushima, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.

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"Nuclear power is safe" says Energy secretary Ed Miliband on the news.

Tell that to octo-boy, the 8 limbed Japanese orphan.

 

[Null]

Can't you text your jokes to eachother in private rather than post them on a public internet forum? I realise you guys can't be forced to feel sorry for the victims of the tsunami, but you could at least show them the respect and keep your jokes to yourselves.

Who actually gives a **** about a faceless internet forum...it's got **** all to do with respect.

 

[Forest-Till-I-Die]

Can we move this argument to the first thread to a million we will get there in 3 days at this rate

 

[RobertoKeaneo]

Can't you text your jokes to eachother in private rather than post them on a public internet forum? I realise you guys can't be forced to feel sorry for the victims of the tsunami, but you could at least show them the respect and keep your jokes to yourselves.

No, no likee no lookee.

 

[rogueleader]

Anyone got any nuclear disaster jokes?

Are you on some kind of fission expedition ?

 

[RobertoKeaneo]

I would like to pay a glowing tribute to the people of Fukushima.

 

[Busby 's Babe]

To be honest I do admire those who can watch people dieing and lives being destroyed and think "I know, I'll make a joke about this". How very clever and big.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

To be honest I do admire those who can watch people dieing and lives being destroyed and think "I know, I'll make a joke about this". How very clever and big.

If someone made a joke about Chernobyl would you be so offended?

 

[Busby 's Babe]

If someone made a joke about Chernobyl would you be so offended?

I don't find these sort of jokes funny and they are not clever. I wonder if you were ever to meet someone directly affected by this whether you would make the same jokes to their face.

 

[Null]

To be honest I do admire those who can watch people dieing and lives being destroyed and think "I know, I'll make a joke about this". How very clever and big.

dry yer eyes...


With yer "look at me, I'm sooooo compassionate" attitude

Acting like a ****in scouser.

Fair enuff, you don't appreacite this type of "humour" but why bang on about it

 

[Busby 's Babe]

Can't you text your jokes to eachother in private rather than post them on a public internet forum? I realise you guys can't be forced to feel sorry for the victims of the tsunami, but you could at least show them the respect and keep your jokes to yourselves.

No they can't. They have to show the rest of us how big, clever and witty they are.

 

[EDGE]

To be honest I do admire those who can watch people dieing and lives being destroyed and think "I know, I'll make a joke about this". How very clever and big.

**** happens.

Every single joke involves the mocking of someone or something.

Get over it, no ones getting hurt.

 

[Busby 's Babe]

dry yer eyes...


With yer "look at me, I'm sooooo compassionate" attitude

Not as good as your "I'm so clever and witty, look at me" attitude.

 

[goonercymraeg]

I don't find these sort of jokes funny and they are not clever. I wonder if you were ever to meet someone directly affected by this whether you would make the same jokes to their face.

I will ask you the same question i asked you numerous times last night.Have you ever laughed at or told a joke about a drunk ?

 

[Busby 's Babe]

I will ask you the same question i asked you numerous times last night.Have you ever laughed at or told a joke about a drunk ?

I told you last night, that would be hypocritical.

 

[Null]

Not as good as your "I'm so clever and witty, look at me" attitude.

Why thank you