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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    I can't read the feckers at all!

    If they werent so god damned attractive I'd sooner chop off my little PTN and become Asexual. Cretins
     
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  2. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Why? 19 is the best age.
     
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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Blimey your nearly as bad as me.
     
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  4. Ammy

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    You don't need to chop off little PTN to be that <laugh>

    Plus women are easy to understand <laugh>
     
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  5. P.T.N

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    <wah> I wish I were 19 again.

    But as The Courteeners say, you're not nineteen forever. Sadly
     
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  6. DuD

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    Wait, why am I telling people this?
     
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  7. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    God damnit Davide, I'm confident enough to talk and even flirt with women, it's just they don't desire to do the same with me.

    I wish I was as lucky as you because I would take advantage of it, damnit!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. P.T.N

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    <laugh>

    No they're too ****ing complex for my liking. Give off one signal one minute, then next thing you know. BAM, square one again.
     
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  9. Ammy

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    Reminds me I'm getting older.

    Haven't listened to them for a while actually!
     
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  10. P.T.N

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    Lets all get depressed together....some turn on Joy Division please.
     
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  11. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Titus?
     
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  12. P.T.N

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    I don't think Ive listened to them in ages! I bought their new album . Hated it, then havent listened to them since. St Jude, is a good album like
     
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  13. skalpel

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    It's alright as long as you're under 21. That is the final deadline, anything beyond that is officially classed as weird and pathetic. OFFICIALLY.
     
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  14. Ammy

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    You just suck with girls <whistle>
     
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  15. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    lol no.

    I'm quite confident, nice and reasonably fun to talk to but I have a face that looks like it was Peter Jacksons plan-B for Smeagol that got tossed into pan and deep fried.

    I guess you do actually need to be good looking to be noticed by girls : S
     
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  16. P.T.N

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    This is quite probable <laugh>
     
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  17. P.T.N

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    Not at all...I have a friend who looks like the rear end of Anne Widdecombe on a bad day. He manages to get girls all the time.
     
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  18. Ammy

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    I even pulled a lesbian I'm that good with them <whistle>
     
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    It's not like I'm secluded, I can have fun and joke with girls but I can never pluck up the courage to say "Yo bitch, be my baby momma!". Guess it's also the fear of being rejected, only 1 of the 10 have asked me out, the other 9 just did that girl thing where you can tell they're interested without them really stating it.
     
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  20. P.T.N

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    <laugh>

    Yeah, but, its different with you isnt it? You have nothing to lose.
     
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