drinking Booze V healthy drinking

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staggie

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore

It is better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of ****..


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . <ok>
 
It's all about homebrew wine kits <ok>

There's some really good ones around nowadays - 50p a bottle - yes ****ing please!
 
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"Here with a loaf of bread beneath the bough
A flask of wine, a book of verse and thou
Beside me singing in the wilderness
And wilderness is Paradise now."

The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam