To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore It is better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of ****.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
It's all about homebrew wine kits There's some really good ones around nowadays - 50p a bottle - yes ****ing please!
"Here with a loaf of bread beneath the bough A flask of wine, a book of verse and thou Beside me singing in the wilderness And wilderness is Paradise now." The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
