TV Licence man

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Him. Hello sir are you the home owner?
Me.Yes
Him.Well our records show that there is no record of a TV licence here, at this address.
Me. That`s odd
Him.Can you show me a copy please?
Me. Yes sure, wait here i`ll just put some trousers on.
Him. Ok sir.
<sound of doorslamming>

The end.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Him. Hello sir are you the home owner?
Me.Yes
Him.Well our records show that there is no record of a TV licence here, at this address.
Me. That`s odd
Him.Can you show me a copy please?
Me. Yes sure, wait here i`ll just put some trousers on.
Him. Ok sir.
<sound of doorslamming>

The end.

You naughty boy.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

You naughty boy.

I always open the door in my pants, puts them on the defensive straight away.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

We have an intercom system at our flat. When they come to the door they have to tell us who it is.

I just laugh at them.

Watching the adverts they give the impression they know what you're watching etc. but it's all bullshit. And they cannot enter your house without permission. I haven't paid a TV license in over two years (and why should I? 99% of it is ****e).

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I always open the door in my pants, puts them on the defensive straight away.

Strange place to have a door.

 

[Swamp]

what rights to they have to check your property? anyone know?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Watching the adverts they give the impression they know what you're watching etc. but it's all bullshit.

The Dowsing Squad can:

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[- SW6 -]

Strange place to have a door.

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[SUPERNORWICH 23]

We have an intercom system at our flat. When they come to the door they have to tell us who it is.

I just laugh at them.

Watching the adverts they give the impression they know what you're watching etc. but it's all bullshit. And they cannot enter your house without permission. I haven't paid a TV license in over two years (and why should I? 99% of it is ****e).

I don`t watch Eastenders and they have no footy on so they can **** off.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

We have an intercom system at our flat. When they come to the door they have to tell us who it is.

I just laugh at them.

Watching the adverts they give the impression they know what you're watching etc. but it's all bullshit. And they cannot enter your house without permission. I haven't paid a TV license in over two years (and why should I? 99% of it is ****e).

But you would grass up a benefit cheat?

Double standards?

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

what rights to they have to check your property? anyone know?

None unless they have a search warrant issued by a sheriff (or magistrate in England and Wales).

 

[Sweats]

Strange place to have a door.

.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

what rights to they have to check your property? anyone know?

None, if you are dumb enough to give them your name they will write scary letters.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

But you would grass up a benefit cheat?

Double standards?

I think you're confusing me with Dev. I said I wouldn't grass up a benefit cheat because I used to be one

 

[irishgreen]

If you don't open the door then they can't get in. FACT.

 

[Swamp]

None unless they have a search warrant issued by a sheriff (or magistrate in England and Wales).

so if you ignore them they go away? i'd still rather pay the money then have needless hassle though lol.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

I think you're confusing me with Dev. I said I wouldn't grass up a benefit cheat because I used to be one

My sincere apologies.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

so if you ignore them they go away? i'd still rather pay the money then have needless hassle though lol.

It`s fun, just remember to wink whilst scratching your balls.....

 

[Swamp]

is it legal to answer your own door naked?

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

is it legal to answer your own door naked?

Steady on sir, i was wearing a pair of ill fitting briefs and a red t-shirt.....