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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Him. Hello sir are you the home owner?
    Me.Yes
    Him.Well our records show that there is no record of a TV licence here, at this address.
    Me. That`s odd
    Him.Can you show me a copy please?
    Me. Yes sure, wait here i`ll just put some trousers on.
    Him. Ok sir.
    <sound of doorslamming>

    The end.:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 27, 2012
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You naughty boy.
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I always open the door in my pants, puts them on the defensive straight away.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 27, 2012
  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    We have an intercom system at our flat. When they come to the door they have to tell us who it is.

    I just laugh at them.

    Watching the adverts they give the impression they know what you're watching etc. but it's all bullshit. And they cannot enter your house without permission. I haven't paid a TV license in over two years (and why should I? 99% of it is ****e).
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Strange place to have a door.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 27, 2012
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  6. Swamp

    Swamp Well-Known Member

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    what rights to they have to check your property? anyone know?
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The Dowsing Squad can:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Like<ok>
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I don`t watch Eastenders and they have no footy on so they can **** off.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 27, 2012
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    But you would grass up a benefit cheat?

    Double standards?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jan 27, 2012
  11. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    None unless they have a search warrant issued by a sheriff (or magistrate in England and Wales).
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    .
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    None, if you are dumb enough to give them your name they will write scary letters.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 27, 2012
  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I think you're confusing me with Dev. I said I wouldn't grass up a benefit cheat because I used to be one <ok>
     
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  15. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    If you don't open the door then they can't get in. FACT.
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 27, 2012
  16. Swamp

    Swamp Well-Known Member

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    so if you ignore them they go away? i'd still rather pay the money then have needless hassle though lol.
     
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    Swamp, Jan 27, 2012
  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    My sincere apologies.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jan 27, 2012
  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    It`s fun, just remember to wink whilst scratching your balls.....
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 27, 2012
  19. Swamp

    Swamp Well-Known Member

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    is it legal to answer your own door naked?
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Steady on sir, i was wearing a pair of ill fitting briefs and a red t-shirt.....
     
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