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Seafood is what I really like, so any tips would be good. I already live in Wiltshire so 30 miles out of Soton is a potentially a shorter trip. I'm spoilt for choice by really good pub/restaurants near me - that ones that shamelessly charge £20 for Sunday lunch for just one course, because they know it's worth it. Top restaurants are thinner on the ground though so I have to make a special trip. The Goa Balti right out in the sticks in Everleigh, Wiltshire is one of the best Indians for miles though and has won numerous awards

Great shout on Goa Balti, I used to see a girl who lived out the other Side of Salisbury from Southampton, went up there a couple of times. Anooka in Salisbury is always a good experience as well.
 
Even with your high flying job in the financial sector I don't think you could afford them. These girls are literally used to the champagne life style. A handsome man with a fat wallet, impeccable manners and taste with a top of the range motor car are the very minimum they expect. In other words they are looking for someone just like their grandfather.

PS Is it really true Joey B that you are the young lad I spoke to working as a cashier in the Marks and Spencer's currency shop?

I was brought up very well, learned good manners at school... However your location suggests that this is all a facade.

No I do not work in the currency shop in M&S, in fact I wouldn't dare dream of stepping into M&S.

Champagne lifestyle... well we do get through a fair amount. I had a Ruinart Jeroboam delivered yesterday, ready for tonight's shenanigans.
 
I was brought up very well, learned good manners at school... However your location suggests that this is all a facade.

No I do not work in the currency shop in M&S, in fact I wouldn't dare dream of stepping into M&S.

Champagne lifestyle... well we do get through a fair amount. I had a Ruinart Jeroboam delivered yesterday, ready for tonight's shenanigans.

cool story bro
 
I was brought up very well, learned good manners at school... However your location suggests that this is all a facade.

No I do not work in the currency shop in M&S, in fact I wouldn't dare dream of stepping into M&S.

Champagne lifestyle... well we do get through a fair amount. I had a Ruinart Jeroboam delivered yesterday, ready for tonight's shenanigans.

You have champagne delivered? By the way nobody who knows anything about champagne would dream of buying a Jeroboam.

How common I have a cellar in which I keep mine and make an annual tasting visit to my favourite champagne house in Epernay before placing my order for the year. You will not be able to buy my preferred champagne in any UK shop and I am being serious.

If it wasn't you why did you say yes when I said is that you Joey?
 
I got taken to TGIs in Times Square New York once as a guest. It was my worst experience ever and i complained like mad. So they gave me a stack of vouchers to pay for my meal on my next visit. They went straight in the bin. For God's sake TGIs! Don't you guys want to eat decent food?

Well I dunno about new York but I'm a big fan of the one in town.
 
I was brought up very well, learned good manners at school....

I learned my manners at home from parents and don't be fooled by my location I live amongst people who do an honest days work and have helped make this country great. They are not like the corrupt group of bankers who parasite like have brought the country to its knees leaving ordinary people to pick up the pieces and suffer finacial hardship as a result.
 
I was brought up very well, learned good manners at school... However your location suggests that this is all a facade.

No I do not work in the currency shop in M&S, in fact I wouldn't dare dream of stepping into M&S.

Champagne lifestyle... well we do get through a fair amount. I had a Ruinart Jeroboam delivered yesterday, ready for tonight's shenanigans.

Bearing in mind that we've already established your penchant for self regarding onanism whilst sheathed in Brioni and and tickling yourself with a havana, I think you take your shenanigans a little too far.
 
You have champagne delivered? By the way nobody who knows anything about champagne would dream of buying a Jeroboam.

How common I have a cellar in which I keep mine and make an annual tasting visit to my favourite champagne house in Epernay before placing my order for the year. You will not be able to buy my preferred champagne in any UK shop and I am being serious.

If it wasn't you why did you say yes when I said is that you Joey?

We buy it because the ladies think it's a tad more impressive, and that's all that matters, but don't worry we have several other bottles floating around the place ready for consumption and no they're not from the supermarket. I too have stopped off at Emernay, on the way back from Switzerland last year. Can't say going back annually is something i would be arsed to do... Not when I have the internet available.

It must have been someone else called 'Joey' as I don't even live in Southampton.
 
I learned my manners at home from parents and don't be fooled by my location I live amongst people who do an honest days work and have helped make this country great. They are not like the corrupt group of bankers who parasite like have brought the country to its knees leaving ordinary people to pick up the pieces and suffer finacial hardship as a result.

Well that's kind of hard when you're at a boarding school... That is a massive generalisation calling all bankers corrupt, without the banks this country would be dead. No doubt you'll be one of the people disputing the bonus of the RBS Chief. However I can say that the people who live around me aren't all hardworking, opposite and below us are two footballers, they really don't do much. However they do know some banging girls so i'm more than happy to have them over, however they're playing tomorrow so will not be attending tonight.
 
Bearing in mind that we've already established your penchant for self regarding onanism whilst sheathed in Brioni and and tickling yourself with a havana, I think you take your shenanigans a little too far.

You forgot the mirror. I can sense massive amounts of jealousy coming from you.... You quite clearly, wish you were me.
 
What is it about Joey B that gets up everyone's nose?

I am usually a pretty friendly easy going sort of a guy but for me he is like a red rag to a bull.

I think it is because all of his actions are designed to impress others as he is not comfortable and at ease with himself.

He even admits that he drinks champagne not because he likes it but to impress others.

It sounds to me as if he is one very sad and insecure individual and perhaps more deserving of our sympathy than our mockery.

When he stops showing off and trying to impress then I might start to like him a little bit.
 
No one can really be that obnoxious surely...wonder if he has a split personality and the awful one has control of the computer at the moment. In which case, another poster must be the nice version. Wonder who? And do they even know?
 
What is it about Joey B that gets up everyone's nose?

I am usually a pretty friendly easy going sort of a guy but for me he is like a red rag to a bull.

I think it is because all of his actions are designed to impress others as he is not comfortable and at ease with himself.

He even admits that he drinks champagne not because he likes it but to impress others.

It sounds to me as if he is one very sad and insecure individual and perhaps more deserving of our sympathy than our mockery.

When he stops showing off and trying to impress then I might start to like him a little bit.

Image is everything. I am more than comfortable with who I am and how I go about things. I am not trying to impress others, it's about having a bloody good time. Admittedly it does impress the ladies, but they're all thick as **** and only good for one thing.
 
No one can really be that obnoxious surely...wonder if he has a split personality and the awful one has control of the computer at the moment. In which case, another poster must be the nice version. Wonder who? And do they even know?

If something does not effect me, then I really do not care.
 
Bearing in mind that we've already established your penchant for self regarding onanism whilst sheathed in Brioni and and tickling yourself with a havana, I think you take your shenanigans a little too far.

You forgot the mirror. I can sense massive amounts of jealousy coming from you.... You quite clearly, wish you were me.

You must be so used to people calling you self-regarding that you misunderstood self regarding. Oh and substitute jealousy with derision and you're closer to the truth.