Good manners are important. I do not appreciate people telling me to shut up when I have just been polite. So I am a little irritated by your post!
I do the same, Anything more than 2 pints before kick off and (especially in the cold weather) I have no chance of making half time. Must be a sign of age. I hate to upset people by needing to dash out mid half, but I try to do this when the ball is out of play. I am sure those around me would be more upset if I just sat there and pissed myself. The obvious answer, no beer before the game I suppose, but that is one of my pre match routines and without a visit to the kings on Hall road, it just would not be the same....
I have to admit the promotion party on the last day of last season was very tough on the bladder. Don't remember too much of the game as I was in the iceni from 9am drinking and smacking about inflatables. What a day...
Are you bringing that Coke machine as well??? I'll have a rumble with anyones wife.......bring it on! ILD OTBC