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  1. Viceroy

    Viceroy Active Member

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    haha i bet you could beat me up easily, im very feminine and soft

    i just like to be a bit vulgar in the bedroom (or fields) because i enjoy it, im a slim 23 year old who loves people, im not some bald beefy ****
     
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  2. Darth Plagueis

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    I'd kick the **** out of both of you bitches! >: )
     
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  3. Kyle?

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    Just because i'm not dominant, doesn't mean i'm not tough. I've won my fair share of fights (lost a lot too though), but haven't really been in a scrap since i realised i'm better than that.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

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    I know mate, wasn't having a dig. Just kidding.

    I'm not the sort that will go around starting fights, but I'm not the sort that will just stand there and get hit, I'd rather give all I've got and really hurt the other guy, and If I lose, then I lose but at least the other guy will know, to beat me he's got to put himself in incredible pain before accomplishing it.
     
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  5. Nazara

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    Go onnnnnnn!!!!!!!
     
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    Gay.
     
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  7. Kyle?

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. Kyle?

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    I wanted to bump the advice on women (rape) thread, because this concerns Tash's love life, but it's locked. Anyone know why?
     
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  9. Viceroy

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    Judging from the pic i think it would be fairly even, with you having the edge, your arms look bigger.

    im about 12.5 stone and 6ft however that weight is not distributed in the most damaging areas.

    Only been in 2 real fights and one was in year 7, the other was a few years ago, just fully nutted a smaller lad who started on me, i diddnt want to hurt him but would have made me look a proper pussy so i had to save face. Busted myself open and i looked basass with blood running down my face and just walked back home, a few people came up to me asking if i needed help and some traffic actually was caused by cars stopping.

    But i think one solid punch would destroy me.
     
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    Girlzilla objected to details of her private life being made public.
     
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    Rofl, my bicep/shoulders are normal size, but my wrists are ****ing tiny, the picture where you can see them I think just makes them look big lol.

    For some reason I gained muscle around my back, shoulders, and biceps, but none on my wrists.

    I'm 12 stone and 6ft. And to be honest things like that don't matter, it's mainly about your mentality.

    Joey Barton won a lot of his fights because he's an aggressive little ****, but he's only 5ft 9 and around 10 and half stone.

    It's funny when chav's try and start fights, but you should stand your ground, look them in the eyes and most of them **** themselves.
     
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  12. Nazara

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    Post a picture.
     
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  13. Kyle?

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    Man, if you can nut a guy, and walk home with a severe head wound as if nothing happened, i don't want to fight you. I may have an advantage, i'm an inch taller, a few stone heavier, and have a pretty good reach, but you must have a really thick skull.
     
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  14. Kyle?

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    No. What, you want to crack one off to it?
     
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    Tash wasn't a fan of us mocking him.
     
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  16. Viceroy

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    my wrists are much thinner and ive dated girls with bigger hands than me, dont worry about yourself so much. I have the figure of a woman most of my weight its in my thighs and arse
     
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  17. Kyle?

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    Do you have a nice rack?
     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

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    haha, for some reason I've developed big hips and I'll always be self-conscious about them. I have curves ffs and men are supposed to have straight V shaped bodies. Mines the other way around lol.
     
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  19. Kyle?

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    <laugh> Here's an idea. Buy a long wig, go to lesbian bars and try and pull.
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    <laugh>!
     
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