You tasted no difference between Guinness and Carlsberg? Weird... But anyway yeah, the lagers you mentioned there don't have too much between then in taste really: they're all similar in flavour and insanely popular in the UK for a reason - it sells. Certainly not grounds to entirely dismiss beer when there's an enormous range of flavours and styles out there that are absolutely nothing like those that you've mentioned.
Haven't heard about Dandy bars for years! I always struggled getting the wrapper off as it would be glued to the damn bar half the time!
Fosters is rancid . I can't drink any beer below 5%, and especially nothing that is mass franchised out in the UK. The exception being Stella Artois which is reasonable, I suppose.
Yes its alright on its own. But in Fabios in Durham they put lime in the bottle and its ****ing rank.
Although I prefer lime to lemon, I wouldn't want it in my beer, I bought a Morgans Spice and Coke in town, the barman rubbed a lime around the rim of my glass, it was rotten! Ruined my drink.
Toxic Waste was pretty rough. You could see the holes it corroded in your tongue and gums. I can remember one of my mates put as many as he could fit into his mouth in one go, his face was screwed up cause they were so sour and blood running out of his mouth. And they always said smoking was bad for us...
One of my mates burnt off a tonne of his taste buds doing a similar thing. Anyone remember Brain Lickers?
What were those sweets called that just tasted like sugary cardboard? They were little colourful balls and were ****ing awful.
Remember those chocolate ***s? ****ty chocolate (could've had tobacco in for all I know, it was horrible) wrapped with what I hope was edible paper. They'd never make anything like that now.
These were disgusting. So were those moon shaped things that tasted of soap. My local sweet shop sold them and I always got them mixed up with these delicious similar looking boiled sweets.
