Shearer's ebar

Exactly! The fish would have been used at least twice!

 

In my defense, I wasn't. I bought it sober on lunch break after it made me laugh. It shows how ****ing terrible I am with money.

 

I can see you coming on here stoned talking about that pig in the near future!

 

Bloody hell U18 2-0

 

Give it a few hours!

 

Got any photos of the pig?

 

I only post pictures when im drunk

 

Tick tock buddy, get sloshing.

 

Give it time, Ive just got back from work. I still feel rough from last night. Seriously, in the last week I've probably destroyed my liver.

 

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Its better for your liver if you drink regularly rather than only in one of binges every week .

 

So, basically, getting sloshed tonight will do my liver some good. Fantastic, there's my excuse!

 

If you end up in intensive care, I didn't say a word.

 

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You were just giving me friendly advice! Any harm done will obviously be the fault of Tash.

 

I just cut an onion for a salad without shedding a tear, you can all bask in my manliness.

 

I wear onion skin contact lenses.

 

****ing weird conversation to come into, what's going on here

And for the record. not606 should always be approached whilst stoned. Makes things easier.

Maybe not mod duties A lot of things get closed accidentally..

 

You are permanently high on here then

 

I've had my best nights on here while either stoned or heavily intoxicated

Obviously makes you bastards bearable

 

! Talk about missing the point! I love Peter Serafinowicz!