Steve Lomas

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Killin is nice <ok>


I actually think Perth is alright for a teuchter toon.

My mate was doing a music course at the College there (halls of residence overlooked McDiarmid).

You could bang all the ugly birds you could muster <ok>

Your mate stayed between 2 ****eholes that overlooked a ****ehole? quite common in perth.
 
Your mate stayed between 2 ****eholes that overlooked a ****ehole? quite common in perth.

I used to spend the odd weekend there - you could use the studio at night if you booked it, there were plenty of other musicians to jam with and, most importantly...

I rode two teenage munters - one fae Dundee and one fae Shetland - when I was about 19, any hole was, indeed a goal <ok>

PS - the one fae Shetland woke half the halls up with her screaming - guys in Shetland must have wee willies.

Even at the first thrust, she was wailing. As I said, she was a munter but she was some ride <ok>
 
I used to spend the odd weekend there - you could use the studio at night if you booked it, there were plenty of other musicians to jam with and, most importantly...

I rode two teenage munters - one fae Dundee and one fae Shetland - when I was about 19, any hole was, indeed a goal <ok>

PS - the one fae Shetland woke half the halls up with her screaming - guys in Shetland must have wee willies.

Even at the first thrust, she was wailing. As I said, she was a munter but she was some ride <ok>

Probably only 13...
 
Aye, but island life puts 10 years on you (and a moustache!)

<yikes>

She might well have only been seven then.


I thought she left the 'tash on cos there's like 8 dudes for every chick in Shetland and any sort of poontang gets jumped.

I knocked her back one night then knocked her door when I was steaming the following night.

I've probably got ShetlAIDS or some **** :(
 
is dundee any good for night out?

Not particularly but then i didn't really see much of dundee was out wetting the babys head and ended up fighting and getting a lift home from a totally ****ing steaming **** that i couldn't stand as it was.

Was on a lot of drugs and consumed my fair share of alcohol so what grade of minge was there i couldn't tell you but i will say this, we went to a strip club called Private Eyes (i think thats the spelling) and the lineup was awful, in fact one of my least favorite conquests was once employed there so.

I rode two teenage munters - one fae Dundee and one fae Shetland - when I was about 19, any hole was, indeed a goal <ok>

PS - the one fae Shetland woke half the halls up with her screaming - guys in Shetland must have wee willies.

I also stayed in shetland for 2 years, so you obviously sicken me.
 
ah fat sams...

great place to get intae a fight then a get ride... propbably wi the same burd
 
One of Gambols gay pals here apparently worked at "Zoo Nightclub" total ****ing dive full of underagers and gadgies we almost caused a riot in there one night singing one of Kenny rogers' tunes.

Gadgies to the left of me
Travellers to the right
Here i am stuck in the middle of zoo
 
Trevor you mentioned about Victor Wanyama age not being 20 reminds me the time Scotland got to a world cup final yes Scotland , under 16 1989 we played Saudi Arabia , their team all looked 22+ big strong men some even had beards !! we beat Portugal in semi , Figo played . Our team had Brian O'neill , Dickov ,Neil Murray can't remember the rest of the team .