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Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Your mate stayed between 2 ****eholes that overlooked a ****ehole? quite common in perth.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    is dundee any good for night out?
     
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    I used to spend the odd weekend there - you could use the studio at night if you booked it, there were plenty of other musicians to jam with and, most importantly...

    I rode two teenage munters - one fae Dundee and one fae Shetland - when I was about 19, any hole was, indeed a goal <ok>

    PS - the one fae Shetland woke half the halls up with her screaming - guys in Shetland must have wee willies.

    Even at the first thrust, she was wailing. As I said, she was a munter but she was some ride <ok>
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

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    No.
     
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    Probably only 13...
     
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    She was at college and had a moustache <shame>
     
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    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Aye, but island life puts 10 years on you (and a moustache!)
     
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    <yikes>

    She might well have only been seven then.


    I thought she left the 'tash on cos there's like 8 dudes for every chick in Shetland and any sort of poontang gets jumped.

    I knocked her back one night then knocked her door when I was steaming the following night.

    I've probably got ShetlAIDS or some **** :(
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I wasnt asking you vegan boy.

    I hear the fanny is good
     
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    They're slightly less orange than they are in Glasgow, I'll give them that.
     
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    Not particularly but then i didn't really see much of dundee was out wetting the babys head and ended up fighting and getting a lift home from a totally ****ing steaming **** that i couldn't stand as it was.

    Was on a lot of drugs and consumed my fair share of alcohol so what grade of minge was there i couldn't tell you but i will say this, we went to a strip club called Private Eyes (i think thats the spelling) and the lineup was awful, in fact one of my least favorite conquests was once employed there so.

    I also stayed in shetland for 2 years, so you obviously sicken me.
     
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    It's fairly ****e Nev. I've been down a few times for gigs at Fat Sam's, it's worse than Aberdeen. Which is really saying something.

    In fact even Inverness is a better night out than Dundee
     
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    for some reason I still want to go. It'll probably never happen though.
     
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    ah fat sams...

    great place to get intae a fight then a get ride... propbably wi the same burd
     
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    I think that was my other Perth conquest <shootingmuntersinabarrel>
     
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    Still isnae as bad as Jackie O's used to be in Kirkcaldy.
     
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    One of Gambols gay pals here apparently worked at "Zoo Nightclub" total ****ing dive full of underagers and gadgies we almost caused a riot in there one night singing one of Kenny rogers' tunes.

    Gadgies to the left of me
    Travellers to the right
    Here i am stuck in the middle of zoo
     
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    Trevor you mentioned about Victor Wanyama age not being 20 reminds me the time Scotland got to a world cup final yes Scotland , under 16 1989 we played Saudi Arabia , their team all looked 22+ big strong men some even had beards !! we beat Portugal in semi , Figo played . Our team had Brian O'neill , Dickov ,Neil Murray can't remember the rest of the team .
     
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    Canny be worse than Aberdeen <yikes> <rapedbyablacksecurityguardmuir>
     
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