Sherry Trifle

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NFUNo1 said:
I had a mate who was addicted to trifle.
Some of the older kids on the estate got him into it, said it was cool.
He started having it occasionally and said it was under control.

Before he knew it he was on it every day and was unrecognisable to the lad we all knew.

Killed him in the end, OD'd on the stuff.

For Gods sake just be careful, that's all I'm saying.
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Addiction is a terrible thing. I had a mate who became addicted to brake fluid. When i challenged him on using it he said he can stop anytime!!
 
Cant think of anymore but heres Tommy Coopers- I went to the doctors with a jelly stuck in one ear and custard in the other. The doctor asked, 'what seems to be the problem?' I said 'you have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf.'
 
Actually Fosse, unsurprisingly, I do have a rather interesting recipe for a trifle that I saw in a book the other day. I'll see if I can source it for you when I'm back home to my computer.
 
FosseFilberto said:
Chazz - this is a trifle thread - any more attempts at deviation or trivialisation could well see you banned from our board.
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"So I went down my local Asda, and said 'I want to buy all the ingredients for a trifle'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.'
 
Chazz Rheinhold said:
Cant think of anymore but heres Tommy Coopers- I went to the doctors with a jelly stuck in one ear and custard in the other. The doctor asked, 'what seems to be the problem?' I said 'you have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf.'
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Not satisfied he went for a second opinion - "What are the symptoms?" said the doc - "An American cartoon family" he replied.
 
NFUNo1 said:
I had a mate who was addicted to trifle.
Some of the older kids on the estate got him into it, said it was cool.
He started having it occasionally and said it was under control.

Before he knew it he was on it every day and was unrecognisable to the lad we all knew.

Killed him in the end, OD'd on the stuff.

For Gods sake just be careful, that's all I'm saying.
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I've made a right tit of myself.

Turns out it was heroin not trifle.

I look a bit if a ninny now but I suppose it was an easy enough mistake to make.
 
NFUNo1 said:
I had a mate who was addicted to trifle.
Some of the older kids on the estate got him into it, said it was cool.
He started having it occasionally and said it was under control.

Before he knew it he was on it every day and was unrecognisable to the lad we all knew.

Killed him in the end, OD'd on the stuff.

For Gods sake just be careful, that's all I'm saying.
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Trifle. It's not to be trifled with!
 
NFUNo1 said:
I had a mate who was addicted to trifle.
Some of the older kids on the estate got him into it, said it was cool.
He started having it occasionally and said it was under control.

Before he knew it he was on it every day and was unrecognisable to the lad we all knew.

Killed him in the end, OD'd on the stuff.

For Gods sake just be careful, that's all I'm saying.
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Seriously though I have to stand up and say "I am a triflaholic"
 
FosseFilberto said:
UnaBomber said:
Is a trifle with Jam on it, an Eton Trifle?
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If it is, it will no doubt turn crap should it ever need style counselling...
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I went to see the Paul Weller Movement around '93 I would guess.

I'd have rather watched one of his bowel movements, whether that be due to him consuming too much trifle or not I care not.

It was cack apart from a solo acoustic version of That's Entertainment which will quite possibly stay with me until the day I die.

FACT.
 
I've seen Weller many times, he's autographed one of my Lambretta's and I've had a night out with his band in Muswell Hill(which was very messy).

Now seems a good time to introduce this...

[video=youtube;xlYMAGL6ndc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYMAGL6ndc&feature=related[/video]
 
NFUNo1 said:
I went to see the Paul Weller Movement around '93 I would guess.

I'd have rather watched one of his bowel movements, whether that be due to him consuming too much trifle or not I care not.

It was cack apart from a solo acoustic version of That's Entertainment which will quite possibly stay with me until the day I die.

FACT.
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I used to the love The Jam - awsome anger .. wonderful lyrics ... who else could have come up with a tittle like 'Down in the tube station eating trifle' ...
 
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