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Anyhow to more important topic (well as far as not606) does anyone know if I'm the only person to post 1000 posts on two different threads. If so think that is worthy of being a mod <whistle>
 
Anyhow to more important topic (well as far as not606) does anyone know if I'm the only person to post 1000 posts on two different threads. If so think that is worthy of being a mod <whistle>

Coincidence of the day, I just checked how many posts I have in each of those threads... I had the exact same number of posts in each (423) until I posted this.
 
[video=youtube;x_v37HgVsYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_v37HgVsYs[/video]

[video=youtube;H7LzL1fn2Z8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LzL1fn2Z8&feature=related[/video]

Everyone loves a bit of mario banter
 
Do any of you know if you can get Student tickets for the games, you used to be able to but haven't seen any advertised this season?
 
That was a very poor game, could not wait for it to end, even though there is nothing else on, would rather sleep saying that though, that is something else to do.
 
Just been looking at some good jokes, here
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."

Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen."

One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to accept it. The student puffs up his chest and says:

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"No," says the invigilator.

"Great," says the student as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack.
 
Just been looking at some good jokes, here
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."

Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen."

One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to accept it. The student puffs up his chest and says:

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"No," says the invigilator.

"Great," says the student as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack.

<laugh>, why did I never think of this when I had exams at school. Might have passed a few.