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[Topgun]

You forgot humourless.

It was supposed to be funny but clearly wasn't so it doesn't qualify as humour. Just like this incredibly lame thread.

 

[PINKIE]

I don't have any allegiance to Spurs or Arsenal but the name Topgun winds me up. That ****e film with Tom Cruise. ****e plot, ****e music. American arrogance at its worst. An idealised view of the US. The Shining would be more representative.

Pull the other one mate - you're so far out of the closet when it comes to Spurs it's bleedin' obvious

I agree about the film Topgun though, utter tripe.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

No homophobia intended, but this is actually quite accurate:

[video=youtube;PwAmLMkuiw0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwAmLMkuiw0[/video]

He missed out the bit about Goose representing something gay too, though.
Can't remember what.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

I do have a problem with Tom Cruise though.

$cientologist fruitcake.
I won't drag my religious views onto this board, but I'd recommend staying clear of that particular organisation.

 

[Topgun]

$cientologist fruitcake.
I won't drag my religious views onto this board, but I'd recommend staying clear of that particular organisation.

I wont hear a word said about the fruitcakes, they are a nice bunch.

 

[smnwllms]

Why are you sticking up for Fruitcakes Topgun? Is Whinger going to sign another one? Cough Sol Campbell Cough

Here's one for you TG you smelly, stupid, humourless, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, have I said stupid? person.


Henry has got himself a new nickname upon his return to the Emirates. It's Solvite.

Because he's going to spend the next 2 months papering over the cracks.

 

[The Life & Times of Helder Postiga]

Mmmmm..... Fruit cake....

[video=youtube;msQPHxTUgzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msQPHxTUgzI&feature=related[/video]

 

[bigsmithy9]

I heard that frenchman scored against Leeds.I guess he had a hand in it........

 

[Wandering Yid]

Haha, just seen Wenger's press conference today, he gets annoyed about all the journos asking him questions about Spurs constantly Get used to living in our shadow Arsene.

 

[notsosmartspur]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16498907.stm

 

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[notsosmartspur]

From that pic, Arshavin needs to stay away from Nando's.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Wenger was whining about the pitch also being used by the Ospreys before kick-off. Swansea played their game on it, Arsenal didn't/couldn't/weren't allowed to.