Is there any news on when sylvain marveaux is back?

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Back in Newcastle to continue his rehabilitation and could play again within the next two months. Expect him back at the beginning of March.
 
He's had an operation hopefully to correct his groin/hip problems. Back on tyneside now but the medical staff haven't given him a return date so as not to put pressure on him.
 
I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner said:
<laugh> Bit of Paracetamol
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Anything involving very cold water seems to work miracles in the recovery stakes. The lad who used to come and help when I used to play a bit of northern alliance on a saturday was the best. Its always went something like this:

"what's up?"
"think I've gone over on my ankle"
"how bad?"
"not sure I'll give it a go"

All of sudden, half a two litre bottle of freezing cold water poured on head without warning, it was amzing how quickly you jumped up! Our keeper once took one in the knackers point blank, ball flew out for a corner. It was one of those ones where everyone goes "ouch holy ****eroo" Keeper was lying stricken wondering where his nuts had gone until he saw Jimmy heading toward him with two litre bottle and sponge. He ran round the back of the net shouting "and you can **** off if you think you're touching my knackers with that sponge" Jimmy was just smiling with gleeful intent the ****ing weirdo.
 
Warm Pouch said:
Anything involving very cold water seems to work miracles in the recovery stakes. The lad who used to come and help when I used to play a bit of northern alliance on a saturday was the best. Its always went something like this:

"what's up?"
"think I've gone over on my ankle"
"how bad?"
"not sure I'll give it a go"

All of sudden, half a two litre bottle of freezing cold water poured on head without warning, it was amzing how quickly you jumped up! Our keeper once took one in the knackers point blank, ball flew out for a corner. It was one of those ones where everyone goes "ouch holy ****eroo" Keeper was lying stricken wondering where his nuts had gone until he saw Jimmy heading toward him with two litre bottle and sponge. He ran round the back of the net shouting "and you can **** off if you think you're touching my knackers with that sponge" Jimmy was just smiling with gleeful intent the ****ing weirdo.
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That's a fantastic tactic that <laugh>, separates the men from the boys. The man up sponge.
 
Warm Pouch said:
Anything involving very cold water seems to work miracles in the recovery stakes. The lad who used to come and help when I used to play a bit of northern alliance on a saturday was the best. Its always went something like this:

"what's up?"
"think I've gone over on my ankle"
"how bad?"
"not sure I'll give it a go"

All of sudden, half a two litre bottle of freezing cold water poured on head without warning, it was amzing how quickly you jumped up! Our keeper once took one in the knackers point blank, ball flew out for a corner. It was one of those ones where everyone goes "ouch holy ****eroo" Keeper was lying stricken wondering where his nuts had gone until he saw Jimmy heading toward him with two litre bottle and sponge. He ran round the back of the net shouting "and you can **** off if you think you're touching my knackers with that sponge" Jimmy was just smiling with gleeful intent the ****ing weirdo.
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I just coughed Kitkat dust all over my keyboard<laugh>
 
Warm Pouch said:
Anything involving very cold water seems to work miracles in the recovery stakes. The lad who used to come and help when I used to play a bit of northern alliance on a saturday was the best. Its always went something like this:

"what's up?"
"think I've gone over on my ankle"
"how bad?"
"not sure I'll give it a go"

All of sudden, half a two litre bottle of freezing cold water poured on head without warning, it was amzing how quickly you jumped up! Our keeper once took one in the knackers point blank, ball flew out for a corner. It was one of those ones where everyone goes "ouch holy ****eroo" Keeper was lying stricken wondering where his nuts had gone until he saw Jimmy heading toward him with two litre bottle and sponge. He ran round the back of the net shouting "and you can **** off if you think you're touching my knackers with that sponge" Jimmy was just smiling with gleeful intent the ****ing weirdo.
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Everyone in the office was staring at me as I was laughing like a loon and wiping tears away.
 
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