Give us your best goon jokes.

Arsenal goalie let another one in.He was so depressed he put his head in his hands....and missed that too!

 

The joke is their board right now--they are singing 'his' praise as if he is the messiah.
Papering over the cracks.

No-one could score till he came on- he is here for two months.

A one man team and that is RVP.

 

Unbelivable the way he is celebrating.

Hi is also cream crackered and he only played 20 minutes.

It was LUFC they beat 1-0 at home for goodness sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh the bitterness is oozing out of every word you type lol

Now you know why we call you spuds - it's that massive chip on your shoulder

 

Posts and then b off.

Not bitter at all.

And as for that website that you quote HF: Yes , I have seen us win the league. I am not a child like you must be if you didn't see it.

 

But, you see, that still doesn't make any sense, my little Goonlet. Why not call us chips? or even potato-chips, if that were the case?

Also, when you refer to "spuds" you are actually referring to "Spurs" not to us fans, because (presumably) "spuds" is merely a moronic and imbecilic derivation of "Spurs." It has to be, otherwise you have simply taken a word at random.

It is for these reasons that I strongly suspect you of having a mental age of 12. Now, if you are 12 years old, fair enough, I don't want to be seen to be hard on a kid; but I have another strong suspicion that you are probably in your 30s, no doubt still living at home with your mother and wnaking frequently over the lingerie section of an Argos catalogue. That makes you officially a ******, and also very, very sad.

 

Thanks for the tip, Little Luke

Er... I mean, yeah! That's probably what the goonlet wnaks over. Not the Argos catalogue which, as you rightly claim, lacks a lingerie section. Not that I would know, because I don't wnak over it. Or that other catalogue that you mentioned, which I am definitely not going to investigate.

 

More power to your wrist I say, fella

 

For someone who calls West Ham 'Spammers' I hope you see the irony in your tame attempt at ridiculing me lol

As you clearly need help, here goes:

Chips (plural because a lot of you have them on your shoulders)
Potatoes (plural of potato)
Spuds (colloquial term for potatoes)
Spurs (the team supported by a large number of bitter fans with chips on their shoulders as a result of spending so many years in Arsenal's shadow)

Got it now?

Good

 

Does anyone here know how to sign "bell-end" to this ******?

 

Do any of you sherasleos know what "yiddo" means? Yukk.

 

Is it Yiddish for potato?

 

You do realise that most Spurs, probably 99% of us, aren't actually Jewish, don't you?

 

OMG really? Tell me you're joking - I have gone all my life thinking you were at least 99.1% Jewish

 

Stop hijacking my thread and give me more jokes dammit!

 

You have got HIAG - is there a bigger joke to be had?

 

Get back to your lingerie catalogue, Half Full

 

Arsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious. He phoned her up and said "what the f&%k's going on? I waited for Two hours in the cold."
She said, "I am not going out with you now, we are finished".
"Why?" He asked. She replied "One of my friends said you are a *****phile."
"A *****phile?" cried Wenger, "that's a big word for a Seven year old!!"

 

You can call me Andy

 

A severe combination of bird flu and swine flu has swept through Ar5ena1 and could prevent them from winning the champions league. Its known as, The pigs might fly flu.