I'd rather have a bit cake over any of those options but it's defo between cake and death...
Cake or death?
Cake or death?
Cole or Heskey
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Actually, have you noticed in the 'deaths' column in the paper everyone dies in alphabetical order.
Just an observation like.
Just an observation like.
No fair .. I've chosen death and now cake is an option .. pff .. what type of cake though AP? I'm rather partial to a two inch thick slice of Battenburg .. it could sway me away from the death option .. 
Tiote's Witch Doctor
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This death option has reminded me of something... CAKE OR DEATH?
To keep my post on topic, I would have Carlton Cole ahead of Emile Heskey.
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To keep my post on topic, I would have Carlton Cole ahead of Emile Heskey.
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Ahhh i have to take your first answer!
No really, i meant cake!
Oh alright then, go on. We are out of cake, so for you its... Death or death!
ToonSi... ... I WANNA BE A MASTER TAGGER!! How many have you had to do?
I dont want to die! So went for Cole...just becasue I enjoy my life! Id be gutted if they even considered him.
You can have cake and death, very poor taste by me but weirdly funny and I apologise in advance for any offense caused.
Student killed by fairy cake in eating contest
By Mirror.co.uk 6/08/2008
A mature student choked to death when he tried to swallow five fairy cakes in an impromptu competition, a coroner said today.
Adam Deeley, 34, joined in the spontaneous cake-eating contest at the Monkey Bar in Swansea, South Wales, in the early hours of February 22.
The city's coroner, Phillip Rogers, said: "It doesn't need me to say trying to put as much food in your mouth as possible is a dangerous thing at any time."
An inquest was told that Mr Deeley, originally from Birmingham but studying graphic design in Swansea, had been in good spirits.
Mr Deeley - who worked part-time in the bar but was off-duty at the time - saw a group of people trying to put as many cakes in their mouths as they could from a buffet that had been put on following a photographic exhibition.
He did not know the people in the group but decided to join in by trying to put about five cakes in his own mouth, the inquest was told.
Shortly afterwards, Mr Deeley began choking and was helped by Daniel Finselbach, a colleague working in the bar, into the toilet.
Mr Finselbach performed the Heimlich manoeuvre on Mr Deeley but he collapsed on to the toilet, hitting his head.
Student killed by fairy cake in eating contest
By Mirror.co.uk 6/08/2008
A mature student choked to death when he tried to swallow five fairy cakes in an impromptu competition, a coroner said today.
Adam Deeley, 34, joined in the spontaneous cake-eating contest at the Monkey Bar in Swansea, South Wales, in the early hours of February 22.
The city's coroner, Phillip Rogers, said: "It doesn't need me to say trying to put as much food in your mouth as possible is a dangerous thing at any time."
An inquest was told that Mr Deeley, originally from Birmingham but studying graphic design in Swansea, had been in good spirits.
Mr Deeley - who worked part-time in the bar but was off-duty at the time - saw a group of people trying to put as many cakes in their mouths as they could from a buffet that had been put on following a photographic exhibition.
He did not know the people in the group but decided to join in by trying to put about five cakes in his own mouth, the inquest was told.
Shortly afterwards, Mr Deeley began choking and was helped by Daniel Finselbach, a colleague working in the bar, into the toilet.
Mr Finselbach performed the Heimlich manoeuvre on Mr Deeley but he collapsed on to the toilet, hitting his head.
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