Andy Carroll

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Don't know how to say this but..........................................I'm hoping Manure stuff the Scousers. Sorry, there I've said it!
 
Don't know how to say this but..........................................I'm hoping Manure stuff the Scousers. Sorry, there I've said it!

I'd like Arsenal to win the league (since we won't!) so I'd say I hope it's a really boring 0-0 draw and if Andy plays he makes no impact whatsoever and is substituted after about 60min. I hope the match is so boring it is not automatically shown first on MOTD...but to be honest they prob will anyway
 
Need the logo at the top of the page changing as he's hiding behind Nolan! He won't start I don't think and will probably tweak his thigh within minutes. Wonder what BetFred will offer me on that.
 
Agreed, I would prefer it if Arsenal win the league. Think Manure and the Scousers play on Sunday so they will be on MOTD2 along with Wolves v Spuds.
 
I want him to be ok for when they play the Mackems..............................even though he is an extra from "my big fat gypsy wedding" I still hope that gets a hattrick against the unwashed.
 
I hope it finishes in a draw. Can't stand Manure or Pool.

Carroll's debut...i hope he misses a sitter or two and is then anonomous for the rest of the game until he then get's sent off (straight red) just before he was going to get subbed anyway. Commentator says something like £35million?...certainly not on that performance, liverpool fans will be praying for better things etc etc" Red tops give him a roast 'from toon to gloom' or something like that. Next day it's confirmed that Carroll has torn a muscle in his left leg following the tackle that got him sent off and will be ruled out for the rest of the season. News of the World reports that Andy Carroll rang Kevin Nolan after the match in tears stating that "he's made a mistake" and "i wish i never left Newcastle".
 
Andy Carroll rang Kevin Nolan after the match in tears stating that "he's made a mistake" and "i wish i never left Newcastle".


I wanna come home, I wanna come home Liverpools a ****hole, I wanna come home.
 
Andy Carroll rang Kevin Nolan after the match in tears stating that "he's made a mistake" and "i wish i never left Newcastle".


I wanna come home, I wanna come home Liverpools a ****hole, I wanna come home.

<laugh> Liverpool is a s***hole compared to......??? <rofl>

Good to see you all harbouring no grudges or ill will towards one of your own... <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
 
Andy Carroll rang Kevin Nolan after the match in tears stating that "he's made a mistake" and "i wish i never left Newcastle".


I wanna come home, I wanna come home Liverpools a ****hole, I wanna come home.

:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0169-danceI wanna go hooooome to Newcastle, i wish i never went away. I miss the noise at St James' Park, and bottle of me old Broon Ale!:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0159-music
 
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