Can you score with your forearm now?
Next time I'll sing but change the words,Or Cnut for short![]()

Rice is this generations Gareth Barry. Decent player. Does the basics well. Actually he’s slightly better as his set pieces are very good. The clamour around him being the best player in the prem or a world class midfielder is laughable though. Kane is world class. Bellingham can be sometimes. Everyone else nowhere near. Palmer and foden are in the same vein as Bellingham but they’ve been left behind. We’re so bad at the back yet we’ve left shaw and Maguire at home who should walk into the starting 11.Rice has done **** all apart from the corner. Performative **** who points and ‘scans’ a lot to give the illusion of having a good football IQ without showing bravery to get on the ball and make things happen. Gordon presses a lot and that’s it. James has done nothing but make safe passes to Konsa. Madueke is ****e. Bellingham is a big ****ing fanny. Is Sir Limps-a-lot on the bench?
Kane, Anderson and O’Reilly are the only ones who’ve shown up.

Hahahaha....Pat from EastendersJeez we’ve got a leftie Manc , a scouser you can’t understand and Pat from Eastenders doing tactics on the footie - gotta be a spoof surely !
if pandur startedWe should put a bid in for their keeper, he’s having a good game would be ideal competition for Pandur too.
Fully agree. He’s nowhere near world-class.Rice is this generations Gareth Barry. Decent player. Does the basics well. Actually he’s slightly better as his set pieces are very good. The clamour around him being the best player in the prem or a world class midfielder is laughable though. Kane is world class. Bellingham can be sometimes. Everyone else nowhere near. Palmer and foden are in the same vein as Bellingham but they’ve been left behind. We’re so bad at the back yet we’ve left shaw and Maguire at home who should walk into the starting 11.