Off Topic The Burly Arms

[Sucky]

Tube strikes again because they’ve put custard creams rather than digestives in the staff room or have said people can’t have a week off when their goldfish dies

You need to invest in an electric bike bruv

Nick a couple phones on the way to work and it will pay for itself

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

You need to invest in an electric bike bruv

Nick a couple phones on the way to work and it will pay for itself

Normally do a long walk from London Bridge but was pissing down. I don’t ride an electric bike for the same reason I don’t frequent gay saunas.

 

[Sucky]

Normally do a long walk from London Bridge but was pissing down. I don’t ride an electric bike for the same reason I don’t frequent gay saunas.

Sore buttocks?

 

[Sucky]

Pissing down here all night in Chichester and still going

So looks like I’ll be sanding down and oiling internal doors today

 

[PINKIE]

Tube strikes again because they’ve put custard creams rather than digestives in the staff room or have said people can’t have a week off when their goldfish dies

Even digestives should be strike material tbh

Unless they are the dark chocolate coated ones

 

[Sucky]

Even digestives should be strike material tbh

Unless they are the dark chocolate coated ones

People who like dark chocolate are the kind of people who like liquorice

Mingers

 

[PINKIE]

People who like dark chocolate are the kind of people who like liquorice

Mingers

You should be deported for that sort of comment.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

People who like dark chocolate are the kind of people who like liquorice

Mingers

Never go for dark chocolate on its own* but it is the superior digestive





*because I prefer having sex with a black man and a white man at the same time

 

[Sucky]

Never go for dark chocolate on its own* but it is the superior digestive





*because I prefer having sex with a black man and a white man at the same time

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[FosseFilberto]

Morning... there's this wet stuff...

 

[Spurlock]

Morning... there's this wet stuff...

You hanging about behind Sucky's ears today?

 

[Sucky]

You hanging about behind Sucky's ears today?

That’s a joke @FosseFilberto

You crusty old drip

 

[FosseFilberto]

You hanging about behind Sucky's ears today?

Think that was Dumbo... oh wait!

 

[KingHotspur]

People who like dark chocolate are the kind of people who like liquorice

Mingers

Of course you’d hate dark chocolate

RayCyst

 

[brb]

Of course you’d hate dark chocolate

RayCyst

 

[brb]

People who like dark chocolate are the kind of people who like liquorice

Mingers

I don't mind dark but prefer milk and yes I do like liquorice, apart from some my son brought back from either Scandinavia or Finland once, which was salted, yuk! And what's the green chocolate that the Japanese have, it was kitkat version of it, didn't eat that either.

 

[Sucky]

Of course you’d hate dark chocolate

RayCyst

Milky chocolate is more my taste tbh

 

[Sucky]

I don't mind dark but prefer milk and yes I do like liquorice, apart from some my son brought back from either Scandinavia or Finland once, which was salted, yuk! And what's the green chocolate that the Japanese have, it was kitkat version of it, didn't eat that either.

fukin wrongun

 

[FosseFilberto]

That’s a joke @FosseFilberto

You crusty old drip

More of a quip, you scabby amoeba's vagina (which is both a quip... and an insult)

 

[FosseFilberto]

You hanging about behind Sucky's ears today?

Wot you up to on the 17th, bruv? - might well be spending the day in the Hudd - you up for a coffee or maybe a Mango Lassi?