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putting this here today instead of on the fnmt thread, which is about songs that are about music.
there are some phrases that bring out my not-so-latent inner psychopath. one is "thought experiment". another is "singer-songwriter". this rant is about the latter.
a couple of things. i hate it when the lyrics of a song go on and on and on with a deluge of "song" related words, all sing-singy-song-song. it's not clever and it's certainly not interesting.
but "singer-songwriter" is usually applied to possibly the dullest ever selection of alleged artists in the entire history of music, people whose earnestness and claimed worthiness and moral grandstanding makes me consider a future as a serial killer. but possibly the biggest crime they commit is in their abysmal and painful attempts to inject humour into their interminable dirges.
terry wogan's favourite song was by someone called clifford t ward. it's like having a dentist drill your teeth for what feels like hours and hours. james taylor is another perpetrator. and the very idea that some dullard noodling away on an acoustic guitar can produce something "beautiful"... no, no, no, no.
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