Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

[Smug in Boots]

From 20.35 onwards, this is hilarious ...

... three Geordie 'experts' desperately trying to make out the Europa league is washed out.

Apparently it doesn't have the prestige of the FA Cup but, presumably the League Cup is massive.

These people are absolutely tortured and will have an absolutely rotten summer

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[Smug in Boots]

He looks like a bairn man! His mam probably doesn't know what he's doing in his bedroom.

'Josh, are you annoying people on the internet again?'

'No mam, I'm masturbating.'

'You'd better be, don't make me come up there!'

 

[Robref62]

Geordie journos....more like the muppet mags. What a set of bellends

 

[Snaggey]

'Josh, are you annoying people on the internet again?'

'No mam, I'm masturbating.'

'You'd better be, don't make me come up there!'

 

[ab65]

Aye, it’s cutting deep for them mind.

The penny is yet to drop with them, but when it does they will realise that having frantically pushed and cheated their way into facilitating the sale of their club to the Saudi despots citing that it was for the sake of their mental health, then celebrating the takeover in some quasi cult like gathering at Sid James they have been overtaken by the very downtrodden neighbours they have sneered at for decades and, worse still, we’ve done it in one season.

 

[C Montgomery Burns]

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Beyond belief really

Geordie Josh really is a prick. The season is 2 days over and he comes out with this. It really goes beyond parody or trolling and is instead just pathetic. He really needs a good slap to try and put some sense in him.

He looks like a bairn man! His mam probably doesn't know what he's doing in his bedroom.

She's probably hoping he's watching porn instead of making one of his drivel videos

 

[Daz]

saw a lad in work today that usually tries to wind me up...I never ever bite or try to wind them up as we all know too well what may happen.

He didn't even look at me today when I walked in. I didn't need to say a thing, the pain was emanating from him like old gravy from a Keegan era home strip.

It felt glorious.

 

[Smug in Boots]

saw a lad in work today that usually tries to wind me up...I never ever bite or try to wind them up as we all know too well what may happen.

He didn't even look at me today when I walked in. I didn't need to say a thing, the pain was emanating from him like old gravy from a Keegan era home strip.

It felt glorious.

Just like Trai's shot mate, perfectly placed.

 

[Nads]

'Josh, are you annoying people on the internet again?'

'No mam, I'm masturbating.'

'You'd better be, don't make me come up there!'

She’d be straight up their to finish him off if he was.

That’s how that lot work ain’t it, keep it in the family

 

[marcusblackcat]

Well… true Geordi’s actually saying some home truths!!

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[Auckland SAFC]

From 20.35 onwards, this is hilarious ...

... three Geordie 'experts' desperately trying to make out the Europa league is washed out.

Apparently it doesn't have the prestige of the FA Cup but, presumably the League Cup is massive.

These people are absolutely tortured and will have an absolutely rotten summer

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There best players are off in the summer Gordon,Guimares,Tonali,Woltemade .
Personally I'm going to love it the delusional bunch of twats

 

[Geecee]

Geordie Josh really is a prick. The season is 2 days over and he comes out with this. It really goes beyond parody or trolling and is instead just pathetic. He really needs a good slap to try and put some sense in him.

She's probably hoping he's watching porn instead of making one of his drivel videos

Agreed, but I reckon he's doing it for clicks too. Will earn him more money. Best thing to do is not to click on his inane drivel.

 

[C Montgomery Burns]

Agreed, but I reckon he's doing it for clicks too. Will earn him more money. Best thing to do is not to click on his inane drivel.

I agree and that's why he's a prick! Right now he's trying to rage bait us as well as hoping for a few more mag followers. But it's going beyond parody or trolling, it's pathetic and seen through can be seen through. It's why he needs some sense slapping into him. It's a relatively short term gain that will collapse pretty quickly once people either get bored of him or ignore him.

He'll never grow up though.

 

[Comfy]

I agree and that's why he's a prick! Right now he's trying to rage bait us as well as hoping for a few more mag followers. But it's going beyond parody or trolling, it's pathetic and seen through can be seen through. It's why he needs some sense slapping into him. It's a relatively short term gain that will collapse pretty quickly once people either get bored of him or ignore him.

He'll never grow up though.

Someone did slap him a few weeks ago when he was out on a night out, don't know if it was one of us or theirs as I think he's hated by both sets of fans

 

[Smug in Boots]

Now things have calmed down a bit it's time to rewrite the history those Mags have created.

Once again they're making excuses based on the fictional facts they made up themselves. For anyone who lives, or works, amongst them please don't fall for their idiotic baseless slaver. They've already started trotting out the 'Just wait til Sunderland have to play 60 games' ****e.

The reality is that their 'fatigue' started on the first day of the season with a 0-0 draw against Leeds, followed by two more 0-0 games, and defeats to Liverpool, Arsenal and Barcelona ...

... they didn't win a single game in August or September except for a cup game against Bradford.

So let's knock this ****e on the head now, that they were exhausted when they played us in the first two weeks of December. We beat them twice, finished way ahead of them and qualified for Europe purely on our league position ... not only that our finances are absolutely tip-fkn-top and we'll have no problem finishing in the PL top half as well as fitting in a few European cup games.

We planned our return to the PL and will do the same with our European campaign ...

... and all summer long the Mags will be desperately hoping we managed to screw it all up, pathetic

 

[TopCat.]

From 20.35 onwards, this is hilarious ...

... three Geordie 'experts' desperately trying to make out the Europa league is washed out.

Apparently it doesn't have the prestige of the FA Cup but, presumably the League Cup is massive.

These people are absolutely tortured and will have an absolutely rotten summer

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We're not being salty......The Europa League is washed out....and that's not being salty......The Carabao Cup is much harder to win

 

[John Wick]

To be fair he's no worse than the likes of Shearer who's paid half a million to say the same things.

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Class. We don't need any adulation from the pundits, we'll just get on with it. Shout out to Paul Merson, the only pundit that said pretty much said that we should be taken seriously when we beat Chelsea, the rest can get f**ked.

 

[rowley]

saw a lad in work today that usually tries to wind me up...I never ever bite or try to wind them up as we all know too well what may happen.

He didn't even look at me today when I walked in. I didn't need to say a thing, the pain was emanating from him like old gravy from a Keegan era home strip.

It felt glorious.

Cool indifference is by far the best torture.

Soon enough, he will raise the subject, he won't be able to help himself. Then even more indifference, meaning he can't get it out of his system. It eats them away from the inside.

Always works!

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

We're not being salty......The Europa League is washed out....and that's not being salty......The Carabao Cup is much harder to win

The final? Possibly. Only because, at that point only, do the finalists (usually Man City), might, hand in a team sheet that actually looks like they want to win it. The competition is a hindrance to the majority of the Premier League at some point. The Man Citys of this world normally win it because their second and third string teams (who put in a shift in the hope of gaining a 1st team place) are normally strong enough to beat an Everton or Fulham, teams who treat the competition as 2nd rate. Newcastle were primed to win it. Probably the biggest club who were happy and willing to push the boat out to try and win it. The way Liverpool played in the final, you could tell it was small fry to them.

 

[rowley]

Well… true Geordi’s actually saying some home truths!!

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Not a word can be argued with. My mate sent me it a couple of days ago.

It's all about being that media darling. It gets you a long way. Moyes, Bruce, Howe and a few others have all had the kid glove treatment from the media.

Especially the national media, who look down on the provincial peasants and genuinely cannot see why they might want better.