You're out for a meal and your first morsel of whatever meat you are having has just come off the fork, just inside your lips. Then you hear the question- ''what's your meat like'' .. It hasn't even touched a taste bud yet, not one chew to determine texture, and as I have food in my mouth, I'm unable to talk anyway. Then the constant offers of '' you can have more vegetables, there's still some in the bowl'' '' do you want more vegetables'' ''shall I pass the vegetables to you''
Not to mention that half way through you're expected to discuss desert preferences
Not to mention that half way through you're expected to discuss desert preferences