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And that's not a bad hit either.

But it did feel only a matter of time before a Brighton defender gave it away. They've been playing a dangerous game for a while.
 
Twice in less than two minutes that the referee hasn't bothered to enforce the eight second rule
 
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner. Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."

"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married!...That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" ..... "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.

"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up.

"Mother, I too, have an announcement."

"And what might that be?" asked Mother Potato, said with conviction."I, too, am getting married!" And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying a King Edward," beamed the middle daughter.

"A King Edward!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, a King Edward is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plans for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother Potato?...Umm, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"

"Really?"..said Mother Potato with sincere excitement..."All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Des Lynam!"

"Des Lynam?!"..mother Potato scowls...

"But he's just a common tater!"
 
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There is zero chance of MGW playing in the Championship next season, regardless of whether Forest are or not.
 
Assuming West Ham can do the business against a hungover Palace tomorrow, Spurs could be two results from safety.

If that's the case then fail to beat Wolves and it's likely all over.
 
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Libby said:
Assuming West Ham can do the business against a hungover Palace tomorrow, Spurs could be two results from safety.

If that's the case then fail to beat Wolves and it's likely all over.
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How much do people really think Palace have drunk? I’m sure they’ll be fine

Spurs really should beat wolves. If they don’t they’ll deserve to be even deeper in it
 
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