Off Topic Really minor things that irritate you
- Thread starter Evil Jimmy Krankie
- Start date
-
Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
-
People that start a sentence with "So".
The new one that's doing the rounds is "I can't even" When they're pissed off or in shock.
" one hundred " if they want to get a point across.
Calling a series "Season" as Season comes from America when they have a break during a TV series for a couple of weeks then it literally re starts after the new season of the year starts.
"Can I get" instead "can I please have" when ordering a meal.
"right" at the end of a sentence
Radio DJs obsession with the weather, how **** Mondays are and how Thursday is nearly the weekend. The fact they seem to think that everyone is Monday to Friday.
The new one that's doing the rounds is "I can't even" When they're pissed off or in shock.
" one hundred " if they want to get a point across.
Calling a series "Season" as Season comes from America when they have a break during a TV series for a couple of weeks then it literally re starts after the new season of the year starts.
"Can I get" instead "can I please have" when ordering a meal.
"right" at the end of a sentence
Radio DJs obsession with the weather, how **** Mondays are and how Thursday is nearly the weekend. The fact they seem to think that everyone is Monday to Friday.
Groups/families who have to walk 4 or 5 abreast through shopping centres or supermaket aisles, get out of the fooking way peoplesThem fookers at checkout who don't have their card or cash ready then spend 5 fookin minutes looking for it FFS.
Them fookers who load the conveyor up behind someone who hasn't finished loading their goods and then there's no room for them .
Arseholes who spend five minutes deciding on what to buy, blocking others from being able to get to what they want to buy
Lazy tossers who have picked something up whilst shopping then decide they don't want it and dump it somewhere random, especially chilled or frozen goods. Lazy cùnts.
I call them large surface area groups. Like today, a woman was walking ahead at about a two meter diagonal distance from the man she was with but they were still having a conversation. Both were walking slow on the path around a retail park. I was walking quickly behind but didn't have quite enough room to go round either side of them and it seemed rude walking through the middle of their conversation which I had to do.
Then you'll say excuse me and get a reaction like you're putting them out.
Gormless, TV interviewers asking a footballer, "Just HOW does that feel?" Or "HOW much does that mean to you?" Etc.
You cannot quantify emotion, do the sackless feckers not know that, or did they miss that much school?
You cannot quantify emotion, do the sackless feckers not know that, or did they miss that much school?
These dog pram things.
Unless the dog is on its last legs, it's cruel to push it around everywhere instead of giving it much needed exercise. Animal cruelty dressed up as a fashion accessory
Unless the dog is on its last legs, it's cruel to push it around everywhere instead of giving it much needed exercise. Animal cruelty dressed up as a fashion accessory
These dog pram things.
Unless the dog is on its last legs, it's cruel to push it around everywhere instead of giving it much needed exercise. Animal cruelty dressed up as a fashion accessory
I know a fella near me who uses a mobility scooter. He looks after his daughters dog now and again. When he takes the dog for a walk, the dog likes to sit on the footplate of the scooter and gets a ride around. She just hops off for a wee or if she sees something interesting!
I don't mind that Becs, that's a dog and owner sharing life the best they can. I'm in Benidorm at the minute and just can't believe the number of people with clearly able and energetic dogs being pushed around like babies.
All this happening at the same time as human beings are dying on our planet because of a lack of food or clean water. Sickening.
Probably just me and it's just a ****e thing I have in me is people that walk down the stairs on the right hand side and you have to move to pass them. For me it's l/h side to go up or down just like the laws of the road instead of drive on the left, walk on the left.
(Told you it was stupid of me )
(Told you it was stupid of me )
I was always taught, shortest way up, longest way down
Basically those doing the hard work of going up stairs should be on the inside and those coming down on the outside
Seemed logical to me
I prefer the term "little sexually transmitted dependents"
People who stand up on planes about 1 fkn milli second after it lands. Yes I appreciate we have been sitting down but where the fk are you planning on going.
And then the c*nts on the phone speaking very loudly stating they are in fact on holiday.
1st rant over. I am sure there will be lots more.
And then the c*nts on the phone speaking very loudly stating they are in fact on holiday.
1st rant over. I am sure there will be lots more.
The constant need of 2 of my work colleagues to send whats app messages to the group telling everyone what they are doing and how little time they have.
I dont give a flying **** if your busy and sending invoices, its your job ffs
I dont give a flying **** if your busy and sending invoices, its your job ffs
Especially when it’s at the end of a sentence which is an answer to your question - a question which you asked because you don’t know
The list is endless but my Mrs would probably tell you it's 99% of other motorists.
The current standard of driving is appalling....and that's all age groups...no exemptions.
The current standard of driving is appalling....and that's all age groups...no exemptions.
And those that answer a question with [ yeh no ]