Match Day Thread نيوكاسل يونايتد v Sunderland AFC – Sunday 22nd March 2026 - KO 12:00
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Dan Burn explaining to his team mates that there's always time for a little dance
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"aye, he's offside and it's a foul on the keeper but where's the consistency?"
"it's not even a good goal"
"sunderland weren't even trying to score"
Just had to try and find the sunderland werent trying to score. Who is that ****ing numpty? And he says Bro, ya not a 19 year old American on Tik Tok so **** off with Bro!
How the **** on have I only just realised its a double meg?
Can we have Brobbey in the summer please... oh and Xhaka back... that pass through the lines for the winner is exactly what we've been missing with Mr Backwards Zubimendi. 
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No. **** offCan we have Brobbey in the summer please... oh and Xhaka back... that pass through the lines for the winner is exactly what we've been missing with Mr Backwards Zubimendi.
I'm baffled by two things.
Why is he filming in his kids bedroom? Who the **** would think blocking the keeper in an offside position isn't enough to be offisde?
Oh! I assumed it was HIS bedroom!
YeahCan we have Brobbey in the summer please... oh and Xhaka back... that pass through the lines for the winner is exactly what we've been missing with Mr Backwards Zubimendi.
For £300m
Was almost a triple...Brobbey almost missed it
Question asked on one of the sites this morning.
How is everyone feeling.
A classic answer from one lad. "Rougher than Tarzans feet".
Fkn belter.
How is everyone feeling.
A classic answer from one lad. "Rougher than Tarzans feet".
Fkn belter.
Football 365 taking the piss out of a Mirror headline
You must forgive Mediawatch’s geeky obsession with headlines, but this one from the Mirror excited us a little bit.
Now you and we are very familiar with the long-standing tactic of using the humble, innocent-looking ‘as’ to make two entirely unconnected and very flimsy pieces of information appear to represent one compelling whole (there’s a lovely example coming up later on in here, for instance, look forward to that), but this is slightly different and thus – to us, at least – fascinating.
This is using two pieces of information that are related, but reach entirely opposite conclusions to form one completely misleading whole.
What you have here is a headline that equates the ‘disallowed goal verdict’ of Darren Cann, who knows what he’s talking about, with a mysterious ‘some’ who apparently believed Sunderland ‘got away with one’.
And thus you have a headline that heavily implies Newcastle have been robbed when the only expert testimony says the exact opposite.
And as for the ‘some’ who said Sunderland ‘got away with one’? Turns out that’s actually just Alan Smith on commentary for Sky. To be honest, good call not to undermine the intro with that information. On balance, we’d agree it probably is better to have people assume it’s just some randoms off twitter.
Getting away with it
You must forgive Mediawatch’s geeky obsession with headlines, but this one from the Mirror excited us a little bit.
Now you and we are very familiar with the long-standing tactic of using the humble, innocent-looking ‘as’ to make two entirely unconnected and very flimsy pieces of information appear to represent one compelling whole (there’s a lovely example coming up later on in here, for instance, look forward to that), but this is slightly different and thus – to us, at least – fascinating.
This is using two pieces of information that are related, but reach entirely opposite conclusions to form one completely misleading whole.
What you have here is a headline that equates the ‘disallowed goal verdict’ of Darren Cann, who knows what he’s talking about, with a mysterious ‘some’ who apparently believed Sunderland ‘got away with one’.
And thus you have a headline that heavily implies Newcastle have been robbed when the only expert testimony says the exact opposite.
And as for the ‘some’ who said Sunderland ‘got away with one’? Turns out that’s actually just Alan Smith on commentary for Sky. To be honest, good call not to undermine the intro with that information. On balance, we’d agree it probably is better to have people assume it’s just some randoms off twitter.
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Not sure how a Sunderland fan managed to do this yesterday, but he must have seized the opportunity perfectly.
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TBH when I was watching it, I don't think Brobbey really caught him but that might be the bias and the drink involved